Star_Dragon Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I got bored, so I decided to post this. The goal? In a nutshell, ask your pointless/stupid/irrelevant/random questions to the Star Dragon. It follows the same general principle of a radio talk show. Example: SD: Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. <insert name here>: Star Dragon, are you a dragon? (then you wait for a reply) SD: (pause) ... no, I'm a f**king turtle. YES, I'M A DRAGON! *click* SD: Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. (Bear in mind, ppl, the comments in this topic are not meant to offend - they are merele meant for humor and entertainment. Let's begin, shall we?) Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 do you have any crushes on anybody *pedosmile* XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faisul Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Okay here goes Star Dragon, are you entirely sure you're not a turtle? I mean, I've met some in my day and some seemed to have a need to compensate for something. Also on the topic of dragons, would you disagree with their general depictions in various literature as being monumentally arrogant? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 (Damn you, firefox! quirky little bastard of an internet browser!) @starfoxchick308: No, I don't. There's a reason they're called crushes. @Faisul: To answer your first query, YES, I'M SURE I'M NOT A TURTLE! There's a reason I'm called Star Dragon! And to answer your last query, it depends on what you mean by "monumentally arrogant." (Ugh, I need a new browser.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 do you get annoyed easily? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faisul Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Well, to follow up on that, I suppose being monumentally arrogant would entail being convinced of one's own superiority in the face of reason, taking liberties with being top dog in the pantheon of mythical creatures to the extremes, and perhaps being cursed with an unwarranted sense of self importance. Or are these just horrible stereotypes? Maybe the unicorns are pissed they're not in the spotlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 (Can we try to do this one question at a time? That's how this was supposed to work.) @sfc308: I get annoyed, yes, but not easily. If that's what you're trying to do, you're failing. Miserably. @Faisul: Oh. In that case, I would disagree with those notions. As being a dragon myself (and a Star Dragon, to boot), I can personally say that we are not convinced of our own superiority. So, yes, they are little more than horrible stereotypes. Do not be surprised; in many ways, even you are more capable than a dragon. You could survive where we could not simply because you do not walk as we do. It is an irony of a sort - and it is one reason I started this show. Anyway... Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 i wasnt trying to annoy you, it was only a question anyway hmmmmmm if i told you i killed a dragon, would u be uber pissed? ( volvagia is a bitch. most annoying boss ever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 what's your favorite part about Skyrim mine is the dragon-killing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myu Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 @Faisul: To answer your first query, YES, I'M SURE I'M NOT A TURTLE! There's a reason I'm called Star Dragon! And to answer your last query, it depends on what you mean by "monumentally arrogant." Star_Dragon, why did you choose to emphasize Star instead of Dragon, since the question was pertaining to your species and not the adjective affixed before it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salem Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 James Flint: Why did you leave me on this planet?! (notice that he never got on the ship) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 since you're a dragon and all, maybe you can explain to me where Bad Dragon gets the molds for its toys? it confuses me mightily. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 (Okay, one at a time, ppl. There's only ONE of me. The caller asks a question, then waits for a reply before another question is asked. I will Answer jus ONE question to show an example.) i wasnt trying to annoy you, it was only a question anyway hmmmmmm if i told you i killed a dragon, would u be uber pissed? ( volvagia is a bitch. most annoying boss ever) Ummm... no, not really. If it was a dragon I was close to, yes. One I knew? Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how I knew said dragon. One I didn't know? Pfft, I wouldn't care. The issue between you and the said dragon is your business, not mine. Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"User" Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 My question is to reask Unoservix's 2nd question: "since you're a dragon and all, maybe you can explain to me where Bad Dragon gets the molds for its toys? it confuses me mightily." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 ... ... ... That would be... never mind. The only Bad Dragon I know is a place that shouldn't be mentioned here. *click* Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salem Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 yes since you are a Dragon do you use a oven or your breath to cook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 so, Smaug! or Draco, from Dragonheart! or Shenron, from DBZ! are they relatives of yours? or are you more of a Puff or Spike or H.R. Pufnstuf kind of dragon? edit for great justice: moderators of SFO i propose that Star Dragon be renamed H.R. Pufnstuf. this works out well for everyone, especially him, because i guarantee he will be more intimidating and badass if he goes around pretending he's H.R. Pufnstuf than if he goes around pretending he's a space dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 er, yes. if your a dragon how are you operating a pc to post here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCPeppyTc Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Ok..... Chinese dragon or European dragon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is your name at all inspired by the Star dragon book series? Also have you ever read the storm dragons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxMcCloud Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Guys, the topic is meant to follow a certain rule that Star Dragon posted in the first topic. One question gets asked, Then he answers. Stop spamming him with questions, comon guys we all know how to follow directions here.... at least I hope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 actually the way a radio call-in show works is the station gets spammed with callers and they choose which ones they answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I honestly don't see why he can't just answer them all in one post considering this isn't actually a phone line, but an internet forum and all that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxMcCloud Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I understand, but he posted in the topic the way he wanted this to work. I am just enforcing what the topic was originally created for. He has asked on multiple occasions for one question at a time. (Can we try to do this one question at a time? That's how this was supposed to work.) (Okay, one at a time, ppl. There's only ONE of me. The caller asks a question, then waits for a reply before another question is asked. I will Answer jus ONE question to show an example.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 I understand, but he posted in the topic the way he wanted this to work. I am just enforcing what the topic was originally created for. He has asked on multiple occasions for one question at a time. (THANK you.) yes since you are a Dragon do you use a oven or your breath to cook? ... quite frankly, I use my fire breath. Saves me the trouble of heating the damned oven. You know how that works. Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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