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Have you ever read the storm dragons Series by Opifex?

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I understand, but he posted in the topic the way he wanted this to work. I am just enforcing what the topic was originally created for. He has asked on multiple occasions for one question at a time.

ah, but since he's ignoring almost every question asked in this thread, who cares

oh, wait! question! did you evolutionarily descend from Bowser?

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He is not ignoring everyquestion. He is ignoring those that do not follow the way he wants people to post in the topic. Please follow that or I will have to lock this topic.

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ah, but since he's ignoring almost every question asked in this thread, who cares

oh, wait! question! did you evolutionarily descend from Bowser?

Bowser? That fat f**k turtle from Mario? Please. If I had evolutionarily descended from him, I would be a turtle... See these wings...? Oh, right. You can't. Damn. Now I need a cola. *click*

*Gets up, leaves, then returns with a can of Cola*

*opens cola* Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon.

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so, Smaug! or Draco, from Dragonheart! or Shenron, from DBZ! are they relatives of yours?

or are you more of a Puff or Spike or H.R. Pufnstuf kind of dragon?

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Smaug? No, never knew him. Heard he was a bit of a jackass, though. Draco? He's actually a good friend of mine. Met him... somewhere. Not exactly sure where. Those other dragons? never heard of them. But I have had a few run-ins with Saphira and Thorn out on Alagaësia, now that you mention it.

*sips cola*

Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon.

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Yews, what is your opinion about Galbatorix, being the greatest king in existance, being recently brought low by Eragon the brat?

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... In my opinion, and I mean no offense to you Galbatorix supporters out there, but being brought low by a kid like Eragon doesn't exactly speak volumes for Galbatorix's competence. Makes him look like an idiot. And a retard.

*sips cola, crushes can, then gets another*

Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon.

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Star Dragon, what difference is there between a star dragon and a normal dragon? If you're a reader of Terry Pratchett's books, they apparently achieve locomotion through the void of space by farting fire rather than breathing it. Is this a practice in which you are familiar?

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I am indeed familiar with this. However, I am a star dragon in a... different sense. Yes, I can fart my fire, but ever since I had that run-in with a civilian star cruiser and a bad night of spicy burritos (ugh), I... often choose not to do so. But as the Star Dragon I am, I have other methods of traveling the stars.

What is the difference between a Star Dragon and a normal dragon, you ask? Well, simply put, Star Dragons are capable of traveling through the void of space. On their own. With no space suit or anything similar.

Normal dragons are not.

*opens cola, sips it*

Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon.

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ooh ooh i have a question

so i've heard that dragons, for all their reptilian cosmos-traveling fire-farting might, have a variety of weaknesses. for example, they're woefully unable to pick up on subtle or not so subtle syntatic and grammatical clues that their interrogative venture, employment of social play-acting, and general sense of self-identity are being met with less than completely credulous attention. is that true?

alternatively, do you know Puff? he's a dragon too you know.

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... not really.

And no, I do not know Puff.

*sips cola*

Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon.

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HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?... YES, HAVE YOU READ THE STORM DRAGONS BY OPIFEX YET?

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Unfortunately, no, I havent. I do not have the luxury of a good book store ANYWHERE near where I live. A curse of living in the countryside of f**king nowhere surrounded by farm fields. It sucks, 'cuz I need some new books. I admit, reading the Halo series was fun, but it gets old after you read it fifty times.

Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon.

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HY ME AGAIN, STORM DRAGONS IS AN ONLINE ERAGON FANFICTION. WILL YOU GO READ IT IF I TOLD YOU IT KICKS BUTT?

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