ballisticwaffles Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Have you ever read the storm dragons Series by Opifex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I understand, but he posted in the topic the way he wanted this to work. I am just enforcing what the topic was originally created for. He has asked on multiple occasions for one question at a time. ah, but since he's ignoring almost every question asked in this thread, who cares oh, wait! question! did you evolutionarily descend from Bowser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxMcCloud Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 He is not ignoring everyquestion. He is ignoring those that do not follow the way he wants people to post in the topic. Please follow that or I will have to lock this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 ah, but since he's ignoring almost every question asked in this thread, who cares oh, wait! question! did you evolutionarily descend from Bowser? Bowser? That fat f**k turtle from Mario? Please. If I had evolutionarily descended from him, I would be a turtle... See these wings...? Oh, right. You can't. Damn. Now I need a cola. *click* *Gets up, leaves, then returns with a can of Cola* *opens cola* Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 so, Smaug! or Draco, from Dragonheart! or Shenron, from DBZ! are they relatives of yours? or are you more of a Puff or Spike or H.R. Pufnstuf kind of dragon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 Smaug? No, never knew him. Heard he was a bit of a jackass, though. Draco? He's actually a good friend of mine. Met him... somewhere. Not exactly sure where. Those other dragons? never heard of them. But I have had a few run-ins with Saphira and Thorn out on Alagaësia, now that you mention it. *sips cola* Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Yews, what is your opinion about Galbatorix, being the greatest king in existance, being recently brought low by Eragon the brat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 ... In my opinion, and I mean no offense to you Galbatorix supporters out there, but being brought low by a kid like Eragon doesn't exactly speak volumes for Galbatorix's competence. Makes him look like an idiot. And a retard. *sips cola, crushes can, then gets another* Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faisul Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Star Dragon, what difference is there between a star dragon and a normal dragon? If you're a reader of Terry Pratchett's books, they apparently achieve locomotion through the void of space by farting fire rather than breathing it. Is this a practice in which you are familiar? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 19, 2012 Author Share Posted January 19, 2012 I am indeed familiar with this. However, I am a star dragon in a... different sense. Yes, I can fart my fire, but ever since I had that run-in with a civilian star cruiser and a bad night of spicy burritos (ugh), I... often choose not to do so. But as the Star Dragon I am, I have other methods of traveling the stars. What is the difference between a Star Dragon and a normal dragon, you ask? Well, simply put, Star Dragons are capable of traveling through the void of space. On their own. With no space suit or anything similar. Normal dragons are not. *opens cola, sips it* Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 ooh ooh i have a question so i've heard that dragons, for all their reptilian cosmos-traveling fire-farting might, have a variety of weaknesses. for example, they're woefully unable to pick up on subtle or not so subtle syntatic and grammatical clues that their interrogative venture, employment of social play-acting, and general sense of self-identity are being met with less than completely credulous attention. is that true? alternatively, do you know Puff? he's a dragon too you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 19, 2012 Author Share Posted January 19, 2012 ... not really. And no, I do not know Puff. *sips cola* Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?... YES, HAVE YOU READ THE STORM DRAGONS BY OPIFEX YET? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted January 19, 2012 Author Share Posted January 19, 2012 Unfortunately, no, I havent. I do not have the luxury of a good book store ANYWHERE near where I live. A curse of living in the countryside of f**king nowhere surrounded by farm fields. It sucks, 'cuz I need some new books. I admit, reading the Halo series was fun, but it gets old after you read it fifty times. Next caller, you're on with the Star Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 HY ME AGAIN, STORM DRAGONS IS AN ONLINE ERAGON FANFICTION. WILL YOU GO READ IT IF I TOLD YOU IT KICKS BUTT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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