Need help with a description for my Pomson 6000 (Brony status nearly required).

[Vy'drach]

Here's my Engy, with his named Pomson 6000 (in all his appley goodness), but I need help with a description. My idea rather stinks, and a suggestion I got from ponychan that I like won't fit entirely, which is this:

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Ready Flim, Ready Flam, let's bing-bang zam! (And show these thirsty mercenaries a world of delectable lasers!)

Anyway, the first half will fit, but without the latter half it just seems lacking, so I want to see if anyone here has any good ideas that match with the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy episode.

Custom descriptions have a max of 80 spaces it seems.