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Q-Game Break-in.


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"We really shouldn't need guns." Fedora said. "We're going to steal a video game not massacre Q-Games staff." Frankly, even the morph suits and such felt like way too much and yet, here we are. But then the thought of Palladion springs to mind, "Well, from what I can best describe as dimension shattering, I do have a laser pistol. Please, no questions as to how that works."

At Starkids Query, to things went through Waffle's mind.

The first was his bladder as it expanded in preparation for the sheer terror of Take off.

The second was how truely dedicated and absolutly insain the company he found himself in. Waffles leaned forward in his seat, his expression blank.

"You are willing to murder over a video game." It wasn't so much a query as much as it was a calm resignation of his fate, and perhaps a... Did Fedora mention a laser beam? Waffles Eyes Crossed, his whole being on the brink of madness.

"oh no I mean as in dart guns just n case", Kid exsplaned

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"Oh. Well, when you put it like that it actually makes a bit of sense." Fedora said, frankly caught off guard.

(What? No fully auto puddy-tat?)

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"That's okay,"I understand killing isn't an option and nither is getting caught so I thought Dart guns woud be a good Idea", Kid said

"Now I have a hand gun for everyone and on that note I need Two snipers, a intel group, and the rest are with me on the infiltration", Kid told the group.

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"Snipers" Waffles' Fragile sanity hung on a deep precipice of madness. His eyes fully crossed, he adopted the panic position.

He put his hand on his face, a hand on his hip and a hand on his lap.

wait

Oh dear.

Waffles shook the madness from his head, adopting the Gendo Ikari pose to hide the fact he was drooling.

"I'm... oh dear my appendix... Might want to count the members dear lad, there are only... did you say snipers?"

No! Bad Waffles! Backtrack right now!

"So did you hear about Q-games having a secret Starfox game?"

...

"Wait... Okay, had to boot Linix in my brain... I hope you know there is seven of us, not nearly enough to fill all the positions you prescribed."

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"Two snipers, two on intel and three; incuing myself, on infiltration... sounds like enough to me, but fist we need to get a map of the place", Kid told Waffles.

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"Im going to have to contest this plan" Waffles Says with faux wiseness. "First off Why do we need Snipers? Odds are the Games is deep in the building and Snipers go to waste within 10 minutes."

Waffles paused and cracked open the cooler, withdrawing a soda to crack open.

"Secondoff, My russian Alias, the plans to the building are probably in the local government building. Meaning we have to break in to get them... And thats my sanity all over the floor, Gentlemen and mentlegen."

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" I see you concern and I'm glad I'm getting feed back (hint, hint to every one else) but let me exsplane my reasoning; we need snipers to knock out the gaurds on the outside and you are right they will be redundent for us on the inside but not on the out, that's why we have the tech team they will be our eyes on the inside, freeze framing the cameras and negating secuaty systems without tripping any alarms.

We need the Blue prints or a map of some sort of the building so the infaltration team can map out the quickest and easiest way in and out of the buiding, this isn't gonna be easy but if you have a better ideal feel free to share", Kid said in a busness like tone.

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"How about we ask for a tour? Or see if Q-games has official tours." Waffles asks, incredulous to star's perversity for hurting people. "Its not like a beta for a sub par game is going to be in an underground vault or anything. The people on the tour can find out where it could be. Then the rest of us can... "Break in" and nab it."

Waffles shook his head. "We don't need snipers, because its much easier to just distract them than accidentally fatally OD them or kill em. It would be much better and morally less horrifying,"

Waffles knocked the rest of his soda back, reaching for a second. "And you dont know how many guards are inside the complex anyway. It would be better to have numerical superiority."

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"Okay, that fist one sound like a good Idea if they do, but I would still at least like someone to map it out for planning, alright we won't use the snipers but will carry ours on the infiltration as a last resort, odds are they will be using real guns so I don't want to take that risk and again the tech team is our eyes on the inside well know what's ahead before we get to them and the tour would a great way to bug the cameras and get into the system.", Kid replied.

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The jet reached the shoreline, passing by it rather quickly. Kage smiled from the cockpit as he reached the cruising altitude of the jet. He turned off the seat belt light and turned the intercom on.

"You are now free to move about the cabin" He said, undoing his seat belt and opening the door behind him. "So, what'd I miss?" He asked from his seat.

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Icy had just been sitting away from everyone during all this, thinking… This whole thing had gotten very weird. Dart guns? Snipers? Not exactly what he had signed up for, but at least it sounded exciting… There was nothing better to do, he shrugged.

Icy decided to join in the conversation, though, finally, as Kage was coming out of the cockpit.

"Yeah, no snipers are needed. We'll just get on a tour and hopefully manage to sneak out if we can find out where SF2 might be." He thought for a second then continued, "However, I do think it would be beneficial if we were to get two people to kind of 'cover' the others who will be going in and grabbing the game. They can watch for people and guards."

"We all have cell phones, right? We can communicate with those I guess."

Icy then thought of one last thing, "Although, what if the game isn't at Q-Games? What if it's at, like, someone's house? Say Dylan Cuthbert's?"

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Icy had just been sitting away from everyone during all this, thinking… This whole thing had gotten very weird. Dart guns? Snipers? Not exactly what he had signed up for, but at least it sounded exciting… There was nothing better to do, he shrugged.

Icy decided to join in the conversation, though, finally, as Kage was coming out of the cockpit.

"Yeah, no snipers are needed. We'll just get on a tour and hopefully manage to sneak out if we can find out where SF2 might be." He thought for a second then continued, "However, I do think it would be beneficial if we were to get two people to kind of 'cover' the others who will be going in and grabbing the game. They can watch for people and guards."

"We all have cell phones, right? We can communicate with those I guess."

Icy then thought of one last thing, "Although, what if the game isn't at Q-Games? What if it's at, like, someone's house? Say Dylan Cuthbert's?"

"Yes the stealthier the better and again the tech team is our eyes on the inside ergo; our "cover" and two people is all it takes. I have comm. units for us all and if the game is at someone's house that's another reason the tour is a good Idea", Kid explained

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Nick had surrendered to the familiar embrace of deep thought. Half of his mind was focused on what part he thought he should play in all of this. Long term planning wasn't exactly his strong suit. He preferred thinking on his feet, focusing on what was in front of him. If he was going to play his hand, he needed to see the cards.

The other half of his mind was trying to get a particularly stubborn Breaking Benjamin song out of his head. He couldn't help but wonder if this split thinking was a sign of superior focus or a result of A.D.D. or something. He spoke up to break his train of thought before he wondered off completely.

"I'll be part of the infiltration team, or whatever we want to call it. I'm a quick thinker and have a bit of a silver tongue which may come in handy." He said. "Basically, think StarScream minus the megalomania and the ability to turn into a jet."

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"I'll be part of the infiltration team, or whatever we want to call it. I'm a quick thinker and have a bit of a silver tongue which may come in handy." He said. "Basically, think StarScream minus the megalomania and the ability to turn into a jet."

"good, your with me then and do you have a ãã®éŠ€ã®èˆŒã¯æ—¥æœ¬èªžã‚’話ã™ã“ã¨ãŒã§ãã¾ã™?", Kid asked

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"I'm going to assume your concerned about me not being able to speak Japanese," Nick said.

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"That's what I was afraid of, yes but I don't think that will be too big of a problem", Kid replied to Nick

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"Me neither. I have a feeling if there's a tour they may have English guides." Nick said.

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"Precisely, alright me and nick are on infiltration, we need at least one more for it but since there will not be snipers there is room for more, now one at a time tell me your attributes and skills you have", Kid said waiting for a response from the others.

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"My Skills are of the ninja!" Waffles shouted apon reflex. He stopped himself before he started about his "Hanzo steel" Thankfully, withdrawing his ID back into his inner being.

"My Attributes are to cut through solid steel!" He blurted out again, horrified at to what was spewing out of his mouth.

His pupils dialated, his face flushed.

"Guys. Im sorry for the next 48 hours" And with that choked apology, waffles leaned back.

His eyes were blank, and from his frown of ambivalence. grew a terrifying grin of insainity.

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"Welp," Nick said, "I do believe you broke him. Someone poke him to make sure, but mind your fingers, he looks like he bites..."

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  • 2 weeks later...

"Ok since Waffles is a bit jumpy at the gun He'll stay with the tech team",Kid said to the group.

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"Guns?" Waffles asked, rocking back and forth at a 1/4 beat/ "Guns! I like guns they go PEW!" He giggled giving a toothy smile that was more an Eel than it was human. No, he was Holding an eel... Where did he? Oh my...

Waffles Giggled at the narrators confusion, the fourth wall nearly visable in a microscope.

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"Yep, you broke him," Nick sighed. "And we haven't even crossed the Atlantic yet."

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"S*** ",Kid muddered under his breath

"Well can you fix him?",Kid asked Nick.

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