Idiotic Online Interactions.

[Vy'drach]

Because I know I can't be the only one to get messages full of rage and butthurt, let's have a laugh at the people that send 'em. And just for a disclaimer, don't go harassing people if others decide to share the username of the person in question.

I was playing some Battlefield 3 earlier with my friends, working on kills with the M14 (M39 EBR), which I got to my second highest kills weapon in game. Anyway, shooting people, nothing special, and then we're done for the night, so I turn off my PS3. I turn it back on several hours later, and see a message with no subject by someone named KUSH118 (this name just adds to the hilarity of the situation for reasons).

This is the message, and I quote, "u need to quit killing me thinking u own bf3 but u don't pussy"

My response was:

You sure are jumping to a lot of conclusions while knowing very little. And by "very little," I mean nothing at all. I honestly have no idea who you are beyond being some idiot with a dime a dozen marijuana related name, that got all saddle sore over dying in a game where, guess what, the basic goal is to kill the enemy team. Thanks for the laugh now, however, as you failed to stand out before in-game, partially due to you being one of seven people I've seen with kush in their name that day."

And of course, I attached this image to go along with it.

I've said it before, but I don't go out of my way to piss people off, but when I do piss them off for whatever reason, I savour it and will draw out all the laughs I can from 'em.

[Peter]

A message I got on XBOX Live:

"hEY if u wnt ill give u a 12 mth card if u complet a survey at *WEBSITE NAME*.com"

Some guy trying to scam me and give me a computer virus, with very bad spelling.

[Milkyway64]

I get very few people angry at me in online games. If I pubstomp TF2, nobody gets mad, they just sorta deal with me. I don't play enough multiplayer games online for variety.

[Fluxy]

LoL. Like, so much rage goes down on that. I can't even count the times I've been raged at for either sucking, or kicking someone's ass, as well as doing the same to others on occasion who do just that too.

[Icy]

I've had some pretty idiotic people say stupid things to me over the years. I don't really know of anything recently…… they do it on Battlefield 3 a lot of course. Online FPS's draw the little kids who think trash talking is jumbling as many cuss words as they can in a sentence that doesn't even make sense.

It's happened on Steam, TF2, Battlefield 2, Bad Company 2, Call of Duty 4, pretty much everything.

Don't know any I can quote, though.

There was Xidphel on TF2 novelty game night……

^Just kidding!

If I get any idiotic messages I will post them here.

[LoneWolf]

What gets to me is the sheer number of 5-Year-Olds in M-Rated games. Some of my favorite instances of this:

1. I have to be mature- SPAM SWEAR WORDS

2. He killed me! I guess I'll tell him he's stupid and I slept with his mother.

3. *Ask how to play the game, get frustrated when you get killed*

4. HE GUESSED MY REAL AGE- SPAM SWEAR WORDS

5. Blame EVERYTHING on lag. EVERYTHING.

6. Make dick jokes, or be the only one who finds them funny, either works.

7. This is my favorite one: Show up and be a kid speaking some foreign language, and nobody has a clue what the hell you're talking about. TF2 is full of hispanic kids, Zombie Panic is full of Russian kids, and so on.

If you're going to be playing a game that's rated M for Mature, you should at least act mature. If you can't easily blend in, then wait til' you're older.

[thunderflare]

This happened a while ago I was watching my sister play SSBB and I noticed that the three other players were ganging up on her, they weren't even fighting each other, she lost a few matches with them. I asked if I could try, she said I could. I lost some matches, but then I was Fox and used his speed to cause them to attack each other, and won.

I wonder what was going through there heads.

I thought this was pretty funny, one of my teachers told me he let his cousin witch was a 5 year old girl, play Call of Duty: Black Ops. His online friends asked him how he got so good, he told them dude you just got beat by a girl.

I've got one more for now. My brother was play some Call of Duty game at a friends house, he was killing people on the other side of the level with a sniper he wasn't even useing the scope, and they were one kill away from calling in radar or something. His friend was telling me the people were cussing him out through his headset for him killing them, My brother didn't have a headset.

[sroberson]

Ah the stupid things people say...I remember getting into a conversation on Facebook (I know, dangerous right?) with people trying to reason with them that if they are having financial problems then they need to make lifestyle changes to help themselves before they start ranting. I get something like this in response...

Spoiler because its long, stupid, and not related to online gaming...disregard if you don't care. I just felt it applied to the stupid things people said online bit

"I agree dont hide bhind wage. Sum of us r single parents and cant even afford to feed r children its either u have no gas n tha car to get groceries or its u have gas and no money for groceries? Hello! (Name taken out) wakeup obviously u arent tha one thats bein affected by tha way u talk and this is suppose to b where people vent about tha gas prices so if ur not ventin and its not a problem to u then why say anything? Freedom of speech its like ur tellin everyone its ok its not that bad but it wouldnt be on tha news and goin to tha courts if it wasnt bad. Just sayin..

I read through that about 3 or 4 times before I saved it in my email just to look back at it and realize there are some people who just don't quite get it. I am not a wealthy person as this author seems to assume (I am guessing its because I take my time to spell words out like "the" instead of "tha" or "you're" instead of "ur"...whatever). I was merely offering solutions to their issues with transportation or outlining the reason why people have transportation issues - yet somehow I am now part of the 1% who doesn't know the price of milk or gas I guess? Oh well. I don't recall if I responded or not, but I was pretty offended by the assumptions and grievous grammatical/spelling errors while telling me I don't know anything.

[Gestalt]

Meh...every third word that came out of my mouth used to be a curse word, but then...i just kinda grew up...