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Why dont you put the cello in the refrigerator?

Because then there would be no room for the jello...silly~

Wanna here a Joke?

the WNBA XD

Pick up Line:

Girl~ you just like a bad car accident, cause baby i just can't look away

your turn :3 they dont have to be lame or dumb at all like mine...just make me laugh and pull out the good ones!!! and GO!!1!

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Did it hurt?

What?

When you fell from heaven?

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Baby, your a tazer, im absolutly stunned!

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Couldn't resist this temptation - [Click on the image for a larger size]

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:lol:

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Couldn't resist this temptation - [Click on the image for a larger size]

:lol:

These will be used it real life!!! I gonna get all the mares =O =O =O =O =O

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Couldn't resist this temptation - [Click on the image for a larger size]

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(lol :lolhyst: :lolhyst: :lol: I hope these work :P )

After intercourse:

*the girl still touching the reproductive organ of the boy*

Boy: Honey, do you want more?

Girl: No, i's just I miss something

Boy: Who, your ex-boyfriend?

Girl: No!! It's just that before we met I also had this

:yuno::troll:

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Am I in heaven?

Why?

Because I think I'm in front of an angel

lol ^ that line was dumb :lol::-P

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"Let's put the sexual back in sexually transmitted disease."

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Baby are you a geologist? Because I'm rock hard for you.

Your legs are like Wal-Mart, I'm always wondering when they open.

Are you a chef? Because you should really try my meatballs.

...

and yet somehow I have a girlfriend

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Your legs are like Wal-Mart, I'm always wondering when they open.

So bad...so facepalm worthy...I love it lol

Contributing: "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

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Contributing: "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

/my actual face when I read that

i%20see%20what%20you%20did%20there%202.p

Contributing:

Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.

Are you from Africa? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

I bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back.

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Bad joke: What do astronauts put on toast?

Space jam

Pick up line:

I want to be the mahi mahi on your seafood platter of love

If you got a nose job, you'd be an 8

Whats your sine girl? It must be pi/2, because your the 1.
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"Let's put the sexual back in sexually transmitted disease."

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

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WHy did the king go to the dentist?

To get his teeth crowned.

WHat is camelot famous for?

Its Knight life

What is a camelot?

A place where camels are parked

Who sat at a round table writing stories about himself?

King Author

WHy did king arthur have a round table?

So noone could corner him.

ZABING!

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  • 3 weeks later...

A guy pulls up to a bar, with a piece of assfault in one hand and his wallet in one hand. He walks in and pulls up a bar stool and gets comfy. The Bartender takes notice of this man and asks,

"What can I get you buddy?"

Answer:

"Give me a beer, and one for the road."

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  • 2 weeks later...

Girl, you Octorock my world.

a chemists favorite tree? A stoicheomitree -haha get it ahahaha... im so lame .-.; -

anddd im out... of lame stuff to think off

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I hate to kick my own @$$, but it has to be done!

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I hate to kick my own @$$, but it has to be done!

Sit your 5-dollar ass down before I make change! :lol:

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Sit your 5-dollar ass down before I make change! :lol:

Hurr, you're making want to have THREE guns!

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Found these on tumblr, i didnt make them:

Aki: How ONIX-pected

Frosty: You are ODDISHly unbelieveable

Aki: That was ABSOL-utely terrible

Frosty: Your jokes are no less VILE-PLUME

Aki: Oh come on, there's no SHAYMIN puns~

Frosty: Don't let me PIKACHU being lame

Aki: Don't make me RAICHU some more bad puns

Frosty: You'd BUTTERFREE yourself of these bad habits

Aki: But its makin' me so HAPPINY

Frosty: We would be more BLISSEY if you stopped

Aki: Come on, let's be CELIBI-ratory about this~

Frosty: This is so unaMEWsing

Aki: Oh quit being so TENTACRUEL

Frosty: This conversation is getting quite FARFETCHED

Aki: This is quite the WAR-TORTLE between us

Frosty: You're gonna HOUND-DOOM the both of us

Aki: Should we invite the rest of the GENGAR then?

Frosty: I FEAROW this is getting to far

Aki: I won't give you the CHANS-EYto end this~

Frosty: SUDOWOODO not prefer to just end it?

Aki: Aw, lets not SAWK this

Frosty: I'm sorry, I'm just not a DONPHAN of this

Aki: Aw don't be such a BIDOOF-us, this is too fun to pass up

Frosty: If this keeps up I may have to run FURRET

Aki: BUIZEL have to keep this up the best we can

Frosty: Just WIGGLYTUFF-en up and end it

Aki: Its too fun, let's not end this SPHEAL

Frosty: Soon you'll put me to sleep and I'll start to SNOR-UNT

Aki: Am I makin' you DROWZEE?

Frosty: You SWANNA keep driving me crazy with this?

Aki: Sorta, I'm sorry if its makin' you SWABLU

Frosty: You're really MILTANK-ing this dry

Aki: Pfffft, I was GULPIN Mountain Dew but almost choked from that^

Frosty: This conversations MINUNS are outweighing its PLUSLES

Aki: Oh quit being so SERPERIOR, you know you LUVDISC

Frosty: MIGHTYENA suggest once again this is going too far?

Aki: YAMASKIN' me to stop?

Frosty: {hahaha} Don't you think this is going a little TY-ROGUE?

Aki: Maybe, at least it's not complete TRUBBISH

Frosty: You sure? Some of these are GARBADOR

Aki: Yes, cause the amount of fun I'm having is AMOONGUS

Frosty: I'm really starting not to give a HOOTHOOT

Aki: Aw, I hope this doesn't FRAXURE our friendship

Frosty: It won't, but I might AXEW to take it easy.

Frosty: No worries, help otu your family, MA-CHAMP

Aki: See you're getting this, you're so LITWICK

Frosty: {I WIN :D} My mind is a TYPHLOSION of these things

Aki: You are the SOLOSIS champion

Frosty: I'm done being LO-PUNNY

Aki: DEW-ing-OTT?

Frosty: ...you messed up again, you JYNXED it

Aki: ARGH! I keep fucking this up, maybe cause I'm not TRANQUILL. Am I out of KRICKE-TUNE?

Frosty: I wonder how I'm gonna WEAV-ILLE my way outta this one

Aki: WYNAUT?

Frosty: CYNDAQUIL you realize that didn't make sense?

Aki: You CARVANHA I stop this then?

Frosty: You're KOFFING up and WEEZING out the worst puns now

Aki: But this is sort of going SWELL-OW

Frosty: I think you're starting to MUK this up

Aki: I'm just being SHIFTRY

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That was painful to read

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Is it just me or did everything here get a lot better looking........ Where's a mirror?

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Dale: "So are ye Chinese or...Japanese..?"

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That was Hank.

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That was Hank.

They both did it when they were stancding at the fence hang out.

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