Gestalt Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Why dont you put the cello in the refrigerator? Because then there would be no room for the jello...silly~ Wanna here a Joke? the WNBA XD Pick up Line: Girl~ you just like a bad car accident, cause baby i just can't look away your turn :3 they dont have to be lame or dumb at all like mine...just make me laugh and pull out the good ones!!! and GO!!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Did it hurt? What? When you fell from heaven? ------------------------- Baby, your a tazer, im absolutly stunned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Couldn't resist this temptation - [Click on the image for a larger size] :lol: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted May 13, 2012 Author Share Posted May 13, 2012 Couldn't resist this temptation - [Click on the image for a larger size] These will be used it real life!!! I gonna get all the mares =O =O =O =O =O 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 (edited) Couldn't resist this temptation - [Click on the image for a larger size] (lol :lolhyst: I hope these work ) After intercourse: *the girl still touching the reproductive organ of the boy* Boy: Honey, do you want more? Girl: No, i's just I miss something Boy: Who, your ex-boyfriend? Girl: No!! It's just that before we met I also had this _______________________________________ Am I in heaven? Why? Because I think I'm in front of an angel lol ^ that line was dumb Edited May 13, 2012 by Geo Stelar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 "Let's put the sexual back in sexually transmitted disease." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Baby are you a geologist? Because I'm rock hard for you. Your legs are like Wal-Mart, I'm always wondering when they open. Are you a chef? Because you should really try my meatballs. ... and yet somehow I have a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sroberson Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Your legs are like Wal-Mart, I'm always wondering when they open. So bad...so facepalm worthy...I love it lol Contributing: "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Contributing: "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." /my actual face when I read that Contributing: Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world. Are you from Africa? Cause Jamaican me crazy. I bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synapsepilot Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Bad joke: What do astronauts put on toast? Space jam Pick up line: I want to be the mahi mahi on your seafood platter of love If you got a nose job, you'd be an 8 Whats your sine girl? It must be pi/2, because your the 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 "Let's put the sexual back in sexually transmitted disease." "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 WHy did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned. WHat is camelot famous for? Its Knight life What is a camelot? A place where camels are parked Who sat at a round table writing stories about himself? King Author WHy did king arthur have a round table? So noone could corner him. ZABING! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 damn this dial up....it causes me to double post unaware :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 If a quiz is quizzical? Then what is a Test? :troll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 A guy pulls up to a bar, with a piece of assfault in one hand and his wallet in one hand. He walks in and pulls up a bar stool and gets comfy. The Bartender takes notice of this man and asks, "What can I get you buddy?" Answer: "Give me a beer, and one for the road." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Girl, you Octorock my world. a chemists favorite tree? A stoicheomitree -haha get it ahahaha... im so lame .-.; - anddd im out... of lame stuff to think off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I hate to kick my own @$$, but it has to be done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I hate to kick my own @$$, but it has to be done! Sit your 5-dollar ass down before I make change! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Sit your 5-dollar ass down before I make change! Hurr, you're making want to have THREE guns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Found these on tumblr, i didnt make them: Aki: How ONIX-pected Frosty: You are ODDISHly unbelieveable Aki: That was ABSOL-utely terrible Frosty: Your jokes are no less VILE-PLUME Aki: Oh come on, there's no SHAYMIN puns~ Frosty: Don't let me PIKACHU being lame Aki: Don't make me RAICHU some more bad puns Frosty: You'd BUTTERFREE yourself of these bad habits Aki: But its makin' me so HAPPINY Frosty: We would be more BLISSEY if you stopped Aki: Come on, let's be CELIBI-ratory about this~ Frosty: This is so unaMEWsing Aki: Oh quit being so TENTACRUEL Frosty: This conversation is getting quite FARFETCHED Aki: This is quite the WAR-TORTLE between us Frosty: You're gonna HOUND-DOOM the both of us Aki: Should we invite the rest of the GENGAR then? Frosty: I FEAROW this is getting to far Aki: I won't give you the CHANS-EYto end this~ Frosty: SUDOWOODO not prefer to just end it? Aki: Aw, lets not SAWK this Frosty: I'm sorry, I'm just not a DONPHAN of this Aki: Aw don't be such a BIDOOF-us, this is too fun to pass up Frosty: If this keeps up I may have to run FURRET Aki: BUIZEL have to keep this up the best we can Frosty: Just WIGGLYTUFF-en up and end it Aki: Its too fun, let's not end this SPHEAL Frosty: Soon you'll put me to sleep and I'll start to SNOR-UNT Aki: Am I makin' you DROWZEE? Frosty: You SWANNA keep driving me crazy with this? Aki: Sorta, I'm sorry if its makin' you SWABLU Frosty: You're really MILTANK-ing this dry Aki: Pfffft, I was GULPIN Mountain Dew but almost choked from that^ Frosty: This conversations MINUNS are outweighing its PLUSLES Aki: Oh quit being so SERPERIOR, you know you LUVDISC Frosty: MIGHTYENA suggest once again this is going too far? Aki: YAMASKIN' me to stop? Frosty: {hahaha} Don't you think this is going a little TY-ROGUE? Aki: Maybe, at least it's not complete TRUBBISH Frosty: You sure? Some of these are GARBADOR Aki: Yes, cause the amount of fun I'm having is AMOONGUS Frosty: I'm really starting not to give a HOOTHOOT Aki: Aw, I hope this doesn't FRAXURE our friendship Frosty: It won't, but I might AXEW to take it easy. Frosty: No worries, help otu your family, MA-CHAMP Aki: See you're getting this, you're so LITWICK Frosty: {I WIN } My mind is a TYPHLOSION of these things Aki: You are the SOLOSIS champion Frosty: I'm done being LO-PUNNY Aki: DEW-ing-OTT? Frosty: ...you messed up again, you JYNXED it Aki: ARGH! I keep fucking this up, maybe cause I'm not TRANQUILL. Am I out of KRICKE-TUNE? Frosty: I wonder how I'm gonna WEAV-ILLE my way outta this one Aki: WYNAUT? Frosty: CYNDAQUIL you realize that didn't make sense? Aki: You CARVANHA I stop this then? Frosty: You're KOFFING up and WEEZING out the worst puns now Aki: But this is sort of going SWELL-OW Frosty: I think you're starting to MUK this up Aki: I'm just being SHIFTRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 That was painful to read 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Is it just me or did everything here get a lot better looking........ Where's a mirror? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Dale: "So are ye Chinese or...Japanese..?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 That was Hank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 That was Hank. They both did it when they were stancding at the fence hang out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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