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Pointless game of Death and Murder


Star_Dragon

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For those of you who have played this with me before - welcome back. For those of you new to this game, lemme explain:

This game is pretty straightforward; kill the above user in any way you can think of. Just don't get too carried away.

Example: I make <insert above user name here> <insert method of death here>.

Get it? GO!

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I <insert above user name here> <insert method of death here>.

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I <insert above user name here> <insert method of death here>.

Lol I don't think it works like that. XD

I make ballisticwaffles eat a primed gernade for failing at killing Star_Dragon.

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I mug jeth to death with a coffee mug.

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I relentlessly beat Ajc with a herring for failing to be understood by the readers XD

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To kill the user, I simply [DATA EXPUNGED] before devouring his remains.

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I force feed you fruit fly's until you reach a biological end where you simply turn into a kroot fruit fly

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I blow ballisticwaffles through the wall with a super-sonic belch. He dies from my bad pizza breath.

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I use my Kirby powers to swollow Star_Dragon, and gain his lightsaber.

Saber jeth!! XD

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I gut jeth like a fish... with a fish!

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  • 2 weeks later...

I kill you by eating the fish...and you.

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I strangle Dark Lombardi to death with a USB mouse cord.

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I kill Star_Dragon by shoving a 12 foot subway snadwich down his throat and don't let him have achance to chew or swallow it properly.

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Unleashes a rabid bath salts addict on the crazed maniac who decides to waste a Subway sandwich for murder!

*to the tune of the Subways commercial*

"BathSalts! Eat Flesh!"

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Stun the user above, straps them to a large cuttign board and combs their fur with a cheese grater.

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I drown Dark Lombardi in a tank of their favorite soda. Hey - at least you die drinking what you like!

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Shove a pickle up each of Star_Dragon's nostrols and light them on FIRE!! (Don't really know how this one works... That's why its so cool :cool:)

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I drown Dark Lombardi in a tank of their favorite soda. Hey - at least you die drinking what you like!

(Heh, I actually don't like Soda)

@Jeth: I shovde a pretty decent sized firework/cracker into Jeth's rear-end and set it off.

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Force feeds the above user with his favorite food until his stomach bursts!

(Since you said you don't like soda, you have to have a favorite food!)

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I turn on the AC, and make it suuuuper cold and dispose of all of your clothes, and douse you in cold water for a good few hours and leave you out in the cold so you catch numonia and die.

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Takes Ajc300fox to LV-1201, where he is dismembered in every imaginable way by Xenomorphs. Hey - at least the Predators didn't get to you first!

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Manipulates Star_Dragon's Aura and creates an evil clone that kills him in his sleep, and takes his place with no one the wiser.

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I perform a colorful fatality on Dark Lombardi with a coat hanger and an electric toaster.

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