Dr. Orange Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 http://www.pcgamer.c...name=0&ns_fee=0 YES YES YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ala1n-J Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Won't spoil anything but... that was UBER-BONK-TASTIC! Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Won't spoil anything but... that was UBER-BONK-TASTIC! Awesome! Quite. Sure it was short, but I could've told you months ago they weren't going to unmask the pyro in the meet the pyro short. The less we know about an enigma like the pyro the better off we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ala1n-J Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Quite. Sure it was short, but I could've told you months ago they weren't going to unmask the pyro in the meet the pyro short. The less we know about an enigma like the pyro the better off we are. Heh, I was talking about not spoiling the video's content to others here, I knew too that Valve wouldn't reveal Pyro's true identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Heh, I was talking about not spoiling the video's content to others here, I knew too that Valve wouldn't reveal Pyro's true identity. I know, hence the first sentence (word), meaning I was agreeing with you. The rest of my statement was me responding to people's complaints about it not revealing the pyro was jesus's evil twin or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Fire bug can be proud, the pyro may now unite under a single banner......God help us rocket men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ala1n-J Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 I know, hence the first sentence (word), meaning I was agreeing with you. The rest of my statement was me responding to people's complaints about it not revealing the pyro was jesus's evil twin or whatever. Oh, my bad. And...Jesus's evil twin?...wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Oh, my bad. And...Jesus's evil twin?...wat? Just an example to be silly XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Less than impressed, 5 years, a ton of hype, and all that work for a 2 minute video of the Pyro burning things but not seeing it as burning things. Raises more questions than answers, but I was expecting that so no disappointment. Also gonna have to double my efforts into destroying Pyro's, this video has made them all the more freaky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xidphel Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 5 years, a ton of hype, When will people stopped being hyped about things that take longer than necessary to be finished? Also, the comments keep saying that pyro is a brony due to that one unicorn plush that showed. That was only ONE unicorn and the rest was caused by the painkillers in his air tank used to suppress his pain of his organs shutting down due to the asbestos in his suit. Valve might not have confirmed this but that explanation is something Valve would bring up if not just the pyro being batshit insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synapsepilot Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 My only gripe about Meet the Pyro was the lack of an awesome soundtrack, I think I was looking forward to that more than the trailer itself. Other than that I loved the trailer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xidphel Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 MSN convo: Xidphel -I am punching your salad- says (7:05 PM) So meet the pyro is out. Rocket says (7:27 PM) yup Rocket says (7:28 PM) It was pretty good I expected it though. Xidphel -I am punching your salad- says (7:29 PM) My explanation is that the dreamlike trip is caused by painkillers in his airtank to dull the pain of his organs shutting down due to the asbestos in his suit. Seems like something Valve would say IMO. Rocket says (7:30 PM) Yeah What I want to know. Is whether or not the rainbow firing flamethrower is an actual item like the flaregun thing he used Xidphel -I am punching your salad- says (7:30 PM) Effect: makes Scout cry. Rocket says (7:30 PM) Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xidphel Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Bumped for truth about pyro's gender: http://forums.steamp...d.php?t=2773677 Hi, I've been watching MTP several times, and I've noticed some digging around and actually discovered pyro's identity! I serched, and nobody's posted this before. Okay, in "Pyroland" if you look up, you see a rather misplaced cloud, as I show here. http://i.imgur.com/g9ixF.jpg See? To the trained eye, it becomes obvious. Now, I did some MORE digging around to support this. CHECK IT OUT. From wikipedia: Quote: In meteorology, a cloud is a visible mass of liquid droplets or frozen crystals made of water or various chemicals suspended in the atmosphere above the surface of a planetary body. These suspended particles are also known as aerosols. Clouds in earth's atmosphere are studied in the cloud physics branch of meteorology. Clouds are visible masses of water? That's suspecious. Time to dig more. Now, clouds = water, as we learned, and as most of you know, water = H20. H20 standing for 2 hydrogen atoms, and 1 oxygen atom. But why 2 hydrogen, why more then oxygen? Clearly valve is placing some significance on hydrogen when they created water. Time to do more digging. Quote: Hydrogen gas was first artificially produced in the early 16th century, via the mixing of metals with strong acids. In 1766–81, Henry Cavendish was the first to recognize that hydrogen gas was a discrete substance,[9] and that it produces water when burned, a property which later gave it its name: in Greek, hydrogen means "water-former." SLOW DOWN HERE. Now, it produces water when burned? An CLEAR reference to the pyro which valve set in place when they made hydrogen. And hold on, it makes water when burned? You know what else makes water? fountains. From wikipedia Quote: A fountain (from the Latin "fons" or "fontis", a source or spring) is a... SLOW DOWN THERE! From the latin "fons" Where is that sounding familiar? FONZIE AKA THE "FONZ" FROM HAPPY DAYS There you go, pyro is Fonzie. BUT WAIT, FURTHER PROOFS. Alright, so the opening lyric here is "Do you beleive in magic? In a young girl's heart." Seems awfully suspecious. But let's do some research on this. From wikipedia Quote: The heart is a myogenic muscular organ found in all animals with a circulatory system (including all vertebrates), which pumps blood throughout the blood vessels by repeated, rhythmic contractions. The term cardiac (as in cardiology) means "related to the heart" and comes from the Greek καÏδιά, kardia, for "heart". The connection is obvious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIXcWE0bTwY Now, who is the one who begins that song? Pyro confirmed for Fonzie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Meet the Pyro now makes me wonder if that is how serial arsonists feel while they are performing similar actions. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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