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Banned because I feel like vomiting after eating a piece of bread.

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Banned for almost vomiting after eating bread. If it makes you sick, don't fucking eat it.

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Banned because that was Falco's mouldy bread.

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Banned 'cuz there's a reason his down taunt was "Hands off my bread" in Brawl.

It's not for non-Falco mains.

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Banned for banning banned food items.

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Banned because the beer went flying.

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Banned for having an avatar that inspires hunger.

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Banned for HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE FALVIE INSPIRES H--

 

(User was banned for this post. Reason: lacks banning licensing)

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Banned for *glances at psychiatrist's note*
 
 
Dr. John S. Gestalt, MD
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Patient- Orbiter T. Plane

 

  - extreme furry tendencies

                                    -(|)-

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Banned because Scourge claimed the right to blue text.

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Banned because Red Bull gives you wings. or maybe not...

Because you never know...

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Banned m'cuz if you drink enough Red Bulls, you'll turn into a bird eventually.

Or maybe a bull, I can never quite remember correctly..

So go ahead, drink a dozen Red Bulls.

...and don't bother asking your doctor first, just take my word for it here.

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Banned for making me subconsciously pause after every one of those lines ends.

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