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The Banned Game!


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Banned for not having more posts.

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Banned for not oiling your joints.

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Banned for playing with your food.

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Banned for letting your car turn into a tasty dairy product.

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Banned for implicating that there's a way to prevent that in the rust belt of the US without having access to a garage.

Banned for escaping while someone turned the fence off in the rain.

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Banned for watching the little kid sleep.

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Banned for running a goddamn marathon in those hallways.

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Banned because my hands are up, and don't shoot.

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Banned for making the implication that you'd be willing to commit an assault with a firearm of some sort. 

*Grabs book of relevant laws and subsections*

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Banned for not expanding your vernacular with terminology beyond colloquialisms.

Alright, now I'm just being a pain. :)

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Banned for enabling me to post this in response.

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Banned for discovering the carefully laid but sloppily executed plan posting two minutes ago.

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Banned because you're always composed and that's somehow not a compliment on this string of existence

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Banned for making being awake at this hour worth it on the basis of that statement.

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Banned because sleep is not an effective form of time travel.

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Banned because you have obviously never heard of cryostacis.

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Banned because eBay needs to work on where their capitols go.

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Banned for skipping a few lines.

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