Gestalt Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 Banned for being a handsome devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookes Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Banned because muffins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Banned for contracts. Where do I sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Banned because the Gun Mettle campaign is over on TF2, so you missed your chance for contracts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Banned because TF2 doesn't run very well at all on my crappy 2ghz PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Banned for having Mickey Mouth eyes from the 30's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Banned for underestimating the power of cartoons and SCIENCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Banned...just banned. No reason at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Banned for emojis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Banned for an awesome tune... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 ¿uosɐǝɹ ǝɯos ɹoɟ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇsnɾ sɐʍ ǝɟᴉl ɹnoʎ ǝʞᴉl ʇlǝɟ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ǝsnɐɔǝq pǝuuɐq 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Banned for typing upside down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Banned because that's what they were expecting you to type. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookes Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Banned because have you ever wanted to become a magical girl? Well, here's your chance! Just email hotsexyevildemoncat@incubatormail.com!You will need to provide your wish, first and last name, your state, country, zip-code, phone number, credit card number, and your fictional crush. (Let me guess... Krystal)?It may take up to 666 years for me to respond, so please be patient! If you are actually patient enough, I will reply back telling you to go to www.thisisobviouslyascamwhyareyoustillreadingthis.org and give you a secret code (It can only be used once).Enter it in the textbox and click 'Submit'. After that, you will be asked to do a captcha which you will probably get annoyed by, but I have no emotions so I don't care.After that, I will come over and steal your soul, turn it into a soulgem, and viola! You are now a magical girl! And your wish you sent to me is now granted!!(You will have to risk your life fighting creepy witches if you want to keep your wish and status as a magical girl).WARNING: I recommend that guys should not do this, because we currently only have outfits suited for girls, and if you are actually stupid enough to apply for this as a dude, then after transforming everybody will laff at you and your girlfriend (If you even have one) will dump you, but I have no emotions so I don't care if you do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Banned because oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 ¿uosɐǝɹ ǝɯos ɹoɟ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇsnɾ sɐʍ ǝɟᴉl ɹnoʎ ǝʞᴉl ʇlǝɟ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ǝsnɐɔǝq pǝuuɐqHow the bloody hell did you manage to do that?! Banned because oh.Banned because oh. Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Banned for PC problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The VGM Lover Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Banned for low-battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookes Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Banned because your personal text is awesome! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Banned for looking like a tasty snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Banned for being actively on the prowl for tasty snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Banned for having the munchies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Banned for living in an unmarked house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmibli7 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Banned for prehistoric tax evasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Banned because only a male can play James Bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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