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Oh that brownie-in-a-mug recipe? That is pretty good for a quick chocolate fix. :U

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Oh that brownie-in-a-mug recipe? That is pretty good for a quick chocolate fix. :U

Pretty sure they were cookies in this case, may work for brownies too though.
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Carpets were cleaned today but I am pretty sure I was asleep for most of it. Otherwise all I remember is there being a really loud noise either in my room or outside of it and then getting up to see all the furniture had been moved to the balcony or the dining room. It's times like this I am glad I have a laptop instead of a computer.

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Carpets were cleaned today but I am pretty sure I was asleep for most of it. Otherwise all I remember is there being a really loud noise either in my room or outside of it and then getting up to see all the furniture had been moved to the balcony or the dining room. It's times like this I am glad I have a laptop instead of a computer.

I despise using a carpet cleaner. Good thing I don't do that stuff anymore.

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Alright so Firebug has given me a crazy but really interesting idea which may or may not convince me to kill myself depending on the course in which it happens.

To explain it properly, read the first entry of this article: http://www.cracked.c...to-awesomeness/

Case in point I am going to adopt a new sleep schedule which adds more actual resting time in my sleep and less being unconscious. It will take a lot of time, a lot of pain, and I may go more insane than I already am. But if I manage to pull it off, it'll be worth it. I start tomorrow at 8:00 PM.

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Alright so Firebug has given me a crazy but really interesting idea which may or may not convince me to kill myself depending on the course in which it happens.

To explain it properly, read the first entry of this article: http://www.cracked.c...to-awesomeness/

Case in point I am going to adopt a new sleep schedule which adds more actual resting time in my sleep and less being unconscious. It will take a lot of time, a lot of pain, and I may go more insane than I already am. But if I manage to pull it off, it'll be worth it. I start tomorrow at 8:00 PM.

Seriously? :/

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I was once interested in trying the uberman schedule. But then I realized that multiple sleeps per day = less chance and overall potential to invest time, as you'll need to continually be some place you can sleep at multiple times in the day.

Most jobs or much of anything do not agree with that.

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Despite the fact that you thought this journal was going to be boring to read at the beginning, I'm actually enjoying it. :D

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Luckily for me I have no job or any pressing tasks that require my attention lately.

Seriously? :/

Scoff now, but when the word "penus" has been crudely written on your forehead in permanent marker, I will be the one laughing.
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I'm fixin' to make one of those topics in the Welcome Wagon myself. Then again, I never go anywhere, and when I do I don't often make topics about it.

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SF-O conspiracies time! (Note: These are all bogus (probably) and are meant specifically for entertainment and not to offend)

User is actually 100 years old.

DZComposer's username is actually an anagram for ZDMC however he has added extra letters to make it look like a different sentence.

Lord Shen is actually three different people who share the same account.

Doctor Allosaurus aims to destroy us all but can never find the time to execute any of his diabolical plans.

Ajc is a mafia goon who hides his true colors behind cheesy and overdone chivalry and honor.

R3dFive and Redeemer live in the same compound in Mongolia where they pass themselves off as normal people but secretly want to resurrect Billy Mays.

Vydrach isn't actually a Brony, instead he claims he is to deter people from searching for the truth that he actually wishes to destroy the fandom.

The reason Sideways is never on SF-O is because he has been too occupied with his job of selling Propane and Propane Accessories.

Oh and Firebug is a closet Brony.

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Lord Shen is actually three different people who share the same account.

Via Skype:

"Hey Tom, its Dick"

"What you want, Dick"

"Tom you might want to call Harry"

"Why can't you call Harry for yourself, Dick"

"Because, Tom."

"Because what, Dick???"

"Um, Harry may have got on again."

"THE FUCK, Dick, why you let him get on again!!!...i thought i told you to change the fukken password from "i love applejack!!!!!"

"I did Tom. I DID."

"What the hell you change it to stupid?! I love Rainbowdash!!!???"

"Uhm...Fluttershy............Maaayyyybbbbeeeee."

"U IDOIT. I have good freinds on that site!"

"One, other thing Tom..."

"DAFUQ.... There's MORE."

"Yeah, Zero-Two's on to us. The gig is up."

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Ajc is a mafia goon who hides his true colors behind cheesy and overdone chivalry and honor.

4076428246_c0fe1e7b15.jpg Surrender han solo! i know you have him

Also zero two is a rainbow who know one noticed and in his spite turned into a thunder cloud, but never could rain on anyones parade so he fled to the internet were he is a crime lord

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So a friend of mine and I decided to go on a little road trip today to check out this Audi she was thinking of buying. Had to go up this mountain full of posh houses that look too expensive for anyone who lives on the island to buy but at the same time people owned anyway.

All the while we were pointing out flaws in the location about how all of them are big places but not in the best place to raise a family, or have a job. Like you absolutely had to have a car to live there.

Otherwise, the car was nice. Give it a shine and a few minor fixes here and there and it'll be perfect. All for the low price of only $4000 too, when it could easily go for $5000+.

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what, no shots at me? I'm hurt lol.

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what, no shots at me? I'm hurt lol.

Who are you?

WAIT! THAT'S IT!

Cavemonkynick is an agent of Slenderman who has been sent here to slowly but surely terrorize us whenever we fall asleep while passing himself as a normal forum member who happens to be a brony. And oddly enough, nobody ever remembers his name.....

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Who are you?

WAIT! THAT'S IT!

Cavemonkynick is an agent of Slenderman who has been sent here to slowly but surely terrorize us whenever we fall asleep while passing himself as a normal forum member who happens to be a brony. And oddly enough, nobody ever remembers his name.....

No one will ever believe you, the master will see to that.

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No one will ever believe you, the master will see to that.

For some reason, every time I read your name I immediately thinkof a spambot lol

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For some reason, every time I read your name I immediately thinkof a spambot lol

I'm legit! Honest! Redeemer will vouch for me lol. I'll admit, the misspell can be misleading. It originally came from Maple Story I think because Cavemonkeynick was one letter too long.

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2 years from December. Then I can finally move out of this town and away from these people I have quickly grown to hate.

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I'm bored, here have a random Steam conversation.

(ZDMC) Zero-Two: Eagle <3

(ZDMC) ŦĭÑε-ΣäÄιε: ? <3

(ZDMC) Zero-Two: <3

(ZDMC) ŦĭÑε-ΣäÄιε: What did you break

(ZDMC) Zero-Two: Nothing.

(ZDMC) Zero-Two: I think

(ZDMC) Zero-Two: Nope, nothing.

(ZDMC) ŦĭÑε-ΣäÄιε: ... :l

(ZDMC) ŦĭÑε-ΣäÄιε: TELL ME

(ZDMC) ŦĭÑε-ΣäÄιε: NAOW

(ZDMC) Zero-Two: Tell you what?

(ZDMC) ŦĭÑε-ΣäÄιε: <3

(ZDMC) ŦĭÑε-ΣäÄιε: Random

(ZDMC) ŦĭÑε-ΣäÄιε: WHY

(ZDMC) Zero-Two: Because I love you <3

(ZDMC) ŦĭÑε-ΣäÄιε: Love you too buddy :3

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Guys

Guys

Guys

Gals

Sassy drew another pony.

This time it's Rainbow Dash.

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