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NOOOOOOOOOOO! *BIG SPOILER*


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So, I was struggling a bit on Titania. Took me several tries, but I finally cleared the map.

Once I had, an alarm sounded. On the top screen, in flashing red and white text, flashed WARNING!

That means only one thing: Boss Time.

I look on the bottom screen, and to my horror I see the familiar looking head of an ape.

In disbelief, I look below the head and translate the katakana: A N DO RU FU -> Andorufu -> Andorf -> ANDROSS!

Luckilly, you do not fight him the same old way. The Anglors enclosed, what I am guessing is aa clone, in some kind of weird looking caterpillar-type thing.

Despite that, I am still not very happy about seeing that.

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Blah, we get to shoot the hands again-

Wait, what?

I have no problem with recurring villians, and at least he's different than what you normally see, yes?

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You don't shoot his hands. He's a fat worm thingy. O_o

No, he's not the final boss of this run. You go to venom (ironic) next.

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Of course, who doesn't want to shoot at Andross' big, fat, squiggly worm-

Okay, I'll stop now.

Okay, I just got the most disturbing image in my head and I can't get it out. o_O

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Here's something more disturbing. In one path he's a giant statue running around the desert with a blinking butt for a weak point.

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^ That is true... Andross... a worm? How degrating. :roll:

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Well, I guess every other dead character is alive...

It makes me wonder if Fay, Miyu and Algy make cameos in some easter egg...

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Hahahahaha! This is too much.... :oops: I think the worm thing is funny as hell, but makes me wonder....how did he get from a giant monkey head to a worm? Or a statue with a blinking bum?

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as usual... andross can't seem to find a better body.... I mean come on look at adventures.. he had a second head.. and on SF2 on the ROM he was just a fly cube with his face on it and a mask to cover him..... geez andross.... well I guess it might be fun blowing him to bits on either form!

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^Yeah, the adventures form was kinda reminiscing of SF64. But a worm!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH! He better make sure that he steers clear when it comes to bait for fishing.

Personally, I'd pefer the statue......The worm dig isn't worthy of Andross..... :oops:

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*puts Andross on a giant hook on a crane and goes fishing in Zoness* wait... I don't remember was Zoness the water planet???

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No, but it had a lot of water on it from what we saw. Just use that sub pirate bosses ship. "Lower the Crane!"

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lol yeah.. I never get hit by that boss in that level SF64... also I never get spotted by search lights since I destroy them.. oh wait Im getting off topic...

*sits and waits for something to bite andross from hook*

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*Evil voice*

Yes lower him into the toxic water, and watch him burn!!!

MOOOHHHHAAAAHHAHAHA!!!! :oops:

Now that we had our fun, back to the topic!

*end evil voice*

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Toxic Fishing with Andross bait.....Hook, Line and SINKER!

:lol:

Why couldn't Andross just take the Monkey head look? That's so him.....

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Because it failed him miserably in Adventures?

And it failed him miserably in SF64, come to think of it.

And come on, his annoying nephew copies him as the first boss in Assault. That's like letting Jar Jar impersonate Mace Windu. That's just too low.

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The last boss' final attack is a tried-and-true Andross classic. But the boss isn't Andross, it's that "king" anglor.

He inhales you and these panels fly into his mouth (SNES Andross), and then he chews on you and spits you back out (SF64 Andross).

I still haven't figured out how to dodge it, but it doesn't do too much damage.

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The last boss' final attack is a tried-and-true Andross classic. But the boss isn't Andross, it's that "king" anglor.

He inhales you and these panels fly into his mouth (SNES Andross), and then he chews on you and spits you back out (SF64 Andross).

I still haven't figured out how to dodge it, but it doesn't do too much damage.

Peppy: "USE THE BRAKES!"

Not sure if he says that in any game....but it's kinda like saying "USE THE BOOST TO CHASE!"

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