Redeemer Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Okay guys let me actually fire this at you with the power of a million suns because I'm so fucking sick of it. PEOPLE THAT CONSTANTLY REMIND YOU OF THEIR BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK. PEOPLE THAT HINT AT WANTING PEOPLE TO BUY THEM SHIT ON FACEBOOK. I have people being all like "omg it's like my birthday in 2 days" and people who link to stuff and be like "awww I wish SOMEONE would send this my way..." It's infuriating, how about a little modesty? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Okay guys let me actually fire this at you with the power of a million suns because I'm so fucking sick of it. PEOPLE THAT CONSTANTLY REMIND YOU OF THEIR BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK. PEOPLE THAT HINT AT WANTING PEOPLE TO BUY THEM SHIT ON FACEBOOK. I have people being all like "omg it's like my birthday in 2 days" and people who link to stuff and be like "awww I wish SOMEONE would send this my way..." It's infuriating, how about a little modesty? Yep. annoying twerps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xortberg Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Did I mention it's going to be my birthday in like 4 months? Hum dee dum... :3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Did I mention it's going to be my birthday in like 4 months? Hum dee dum... :3 I want a train. And a pony. And an Xbawks. And nightvision goggles. And Stevie Wonder. And the Adventure Time DVDs. And a shark. And a... Oh yeah. Also, you know what grinds my gears? Playing games with people that are completely oblivious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Did I mention it's going to be my birthday in like 4 months? Hum dee dum... :3 Bitch please, I'm a month away! FYI people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Bitch please, I'm a month away! FYI people Thursday. I don't usually mention it because I hate that I'm getting older, but just to spite you. >:3 Another pet hate: Women that don't wash their hands after peeing. I'm in the ladies' room and I HEAR people peeing in the cubicles, but then they just LEAVE and I'm sitting there grossed out beyond repair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Women that don't wash their hands after peeing. I'm in the ladies' room and I HEAR people peeing in the cubicles, but then they just LEAVE and I'm sitting there grossed out beyond repair. This but include ALL PEOPLE who don't. It feels like nobody washes their hands anymore. It feels like I'm the only one that has a 32oz hand sanitizer in his pocket. Is so fucking annoying. That moment when you see someone you know and haven't seen in awhile in the can and they didn't wash their hands but want to shake them. It's like saying "Let me shit on my hand and palm it into yours without care." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I'm sitting there grossed out beyond repair. People wash most fo the time because they don't want to give that impression, not because they feel they need to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 People wash most fo the time because they don't want to give that impression, not because they feel they need to. See I find that so shocking, because I wash because I don't want my own piss in my mouth. That and training as a nurse basically drilled it into my head that HYGIENE IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS. Which it is, in a way. Healthy life, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I'm a crazy cat lady, so sue me. Pet peeve: People fawning over pregnancy. ESPECIALLY people fawning over the pregnancies of celebrities. I don't get it. Like cool if you want to have a kid or whatever, it's not so much the people that are pregnant but those surrounding them who never shut up about how it's SUCH A MIRACLE and getting in preggo's face about oh what are you going to name it what's the nursery going to look like squee you will be the best wombyn goddess mother ever SHUT THE FUCK UP The OOH BIRTH IS A MIRACLE I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU RANDOM PERSON thing is obnoxious too in that okay science is cool and all but, hate to break it to you, it's not a goddamn miracle, it happens all the time, and it's actually expected of you. Pregnancy is as natural a biological process as taking a dump, only you can't flush this one down the toilet without some serious legal repercussions. If I ever get pregnant, which I sure as shit don't plan on doing, I'm going to strangle the first idiot who gets up in my hormonal business about what kind of knit booties I'd prefer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I'm a crazy cat lady, so sue me. Pet peeve: People fawning over pregnancy. ESPECIALLY people fawning over the pregnancies of celebrities. I don't get it. Like cool if you want to have a kid or whatever, it's not so much the people that are pregnant but those surrounding them who never shut up about how it's SUCH A MIRACLE and getting in preggo's face about oh what are you going to name it what's the nursery going to look like squee you will be the best wombyn goddess mother ever SHUT THE FUCK UP The OOH BIRTH IS A MIRACLE I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU RANDOM PERSON thing is obnoxious too in that okay science is cool and all but, hate to break it to you, it's not a goddamn miracle, it happens all the time, and it's actually expected of you. Pregnancy is as natural a biological process as taking a dump, only you can't flush this one down the toilet without some serious legal repercussions. If I ever get pregnant, which I sure as shit don't plan on doing, I'm going to strangle the first idiot who gets up in my hormonal business about what kind of knit booties I'd prefer. Holy fucking shit you should have been there the day I was at work, and a customer was like "Isn't it so lovely about the Royals expecting a baby?" I replied "Oh I don't really care, I don't keep up with celebrity gossip." She was actually furious and brought my coworker into the conversation (she was standing next to me), and my COWORKER was pissed as well because for some reason I should act like it's some kind of sacred virgin birth that brings hope to the UK or some shit. And the Royals ARE celebrities, they're interviewed by gossip magazines, they're just as drama-driven, and they're overpaid. I don't give a shit if they were born with silver spoons in their mouths. I do want children, in fact I'm really looking forward to it, but I'm actually going to hide it whenever I can xD I think that some people view pregnant women as vulnerable, and I don't want people to view me like that. I just want a smooth, fuss-less pregnancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorAllosaurus Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Table manners, there's always that one asshole who sticks to them like a religion and scolds you when you eat with the wrong utensil or something equally stupid. Oh no I'm eating pudding with a soup spoon, I must be the devil incarnate. Just let me eat in goddamn peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faisul Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Overly stringent social conventions does it for me as well. I get it if I'm going to some upscale gourmet restaurant with a dress code and everything but at home and relaxed? No, shut up, I don't want to hear you get all offended that I'm using my knife incorrectly while I'm eating a goddamn kebab. I do not care. I have a friend who is a total parody of an upper middle class yuppie progeny and insists on conforming to high culture at basically all times... unless you're alone with him. I've had some fun discussions with him when it comes to whether or not having good manners makes you a better human being (I don't think so) while he was wearing a wifebeater and farting up a storm. Apparently he was excused because he wasn't in cultured company. Then I threw my socks at him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOLFjr Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Know-it-alls, people who talk like they know everything. There is this one guy in my U.S. Government class who whenever he gives an answer, instead of giving a basic summary answer like everyone else, he takes it one step further and includes his opinion on the subject. Just a couple days ago, he was talking to another guy about some youtube video series which brought them up to talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They mention that Leonardo is the best and the one guy says, "because he has the samurai swords", and the other guy corrects him by stating what the swords actually were, why they were different from Samurai Katana, and so on. I swear, he bugs the crap out of me when he does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Overly stringent social conventions does it for me as well. I get it if I'm going to some upscale gourmet restaurant with a dress code and everything but at home and relaxed? No, shut up, I don't want to hear you get all offended that I'm using my knife incorrectly while I'm eating a goddamn kebab. I do not care. I have a friend who is a total parody of an upper middle class yuppie progeny and insists on conforming to high culture at basically all times... unless you're alone with him. I've had some fun discussions with him when it comes to whether or not having good manners makes you a better human being (I don't think so) while he was wearing a wifebeater and farting up a storm. Apparently he was excused because he wasn't in cultured company. Then I threw my socks at him. What? Here in Scotland we all wear wifebeaters and fart up storms and we're perfectly civ-oh wait nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 What? Here in Scotland we all wear wifebeaters and fart up storms and we're perfectly civ-oh wait nevermind. That's when all the countries turn our back on you, but everyone on that island are always posh, classy and uptight in a medieval-like fashion as soon as you're in the spotlight, you two-faced bas---- Pet Peeve: When someone's eating habits are more complicated than engineer-level math. Don't get me wrong, it's perfectly fine if it's for medical reasons or you're doing a diet, but there are people that just plain... take pride in complicating things for other people. IMO, you can do a successful diet without being a prick about it, and getting off-track (family meeting, b-day, vacations, other things) isn't that bad if you know your limits and know how to get on-track again. Self-control. Learn it. I know it can be taken as an offensive pet peeve for some, but it gets to my nerves anytime someone doesn't enjoy what can be a once-in-a-lifetime experience just because they think that they NEED to be eating healthy all the time. Live a little every once in a while, it'll do you good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 That's when all the countries turn our back on you, but everyone on that island are always posh, classy and uptight in a medieval-like fashion as soon as you're in the spotlight, you two-faced bas---- Pet Peeve: When someone's eating habits are more complicated than engineer-level math. Don't get me wrong, it's perfectly fine if it's for medical reasons or you're doing a diet, but there are people that just plain... take pride in complicating things for other people. IMO, you can do a successful diet without being a prick about it, and getting off-track (family meeting, b-day, vacations, other things) isn't that bad if you know your limits and know how to get on-track again. Self-control. Learn it. I know it can be taken as an offensive pet peeve for some, but it gets to my nerves anytime someone doesn't enjoy what can be a once-in-a-lifetime experience just because they think that they NEED to be eating healthy all the time. Live a little every once in a while, it'll do you good. Related: People who are on a diet that are condescending to every person that isn't and orders "bad food." Like their insecurities in their body puts them on a "holier than thou" pedestal. I'm fat, I know it, it doesn't bother me, so it doesn't stop me from going to McDonald's and getting a double quarter-pounder meal, large, with a McD's sweet ice tea (no lemon), some chicken McNuggets or a spicy chipotle grilled wrap (sometimes even a filet-o'fish), and a couple apple pies. You get these looks sometimes from folks there that are like, "You're choice of food is bad and you should feel bad, you evil, disgusting fat fatty fat fat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xortberg Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 You're not fat, Vy. There's just more of you to love. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 I've got a roof over my tool shed, get it right, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 If you don't eat like that everyday or if you're not ignoring a very obvious health problem to everyone, then go eat right away bro! In other note, once heard someone say that fat people are always sad, concerned and self-aware, no matter how happy/jolly they actually are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 I've got a roof over my tool shed, get it right, mate. Me too! Well in a way. Skin's still readjusting and I'm a lady. I feel awkward now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Just got that joke, Vy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 What I really find annoying is "one million likes and X" Your wife, if she even is real, is never going to allow you to name your child "Megatron" Like farming, I hate it. Other such things are the "Like for Potato chip, comment for biscuit" competition photo's like these are annoying at best. AND ANOTHER THING. Why is it when someone famous dies, and people are watching something on youtube of their work. There's always half a dozen people saying "God, bring back (insert person here) and we'll give you Justin Bieber" Now i don't listen to his music but wishing death upon someone in such a fashion is just plain wrong. Okay, i'm good. thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorAllosaurus Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Pop-tart packaging, why can't they label what they have on the inside. It's usually not a problem when I reach into the box and know what I'm getting, but sometimes somebody will stick them all in one box to save room so I don't know what I'm getting. This is why I buy the Toast-em's, they tell you plan as day what flavor they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOLFjr Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Major pet peeve here. People who dress up their dogs in those stupid little outfits and costumes. Whenever I see a dog walking around in a tutu or something like that, I can just see the pain and embarrassment in their faces from having to walk around in those horrible outfits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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