Ori Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Since the other thread is rather old, and i hate bumping threads, i thought i should give this thing a reboot. You know the drill. Say on something that characters from SF would never say. Let's see, um... Tests... Tests... There's gotta be some somewhere... ...Alright! Krystal: Fox! I can't take it anymore! Why did you grab that space junk anyway!? Fox: Don't blame me!! Slippy is the one who told me to! Slippy: B-But it can contain data on an ancient alien civiliza- [Everyone]: SHUT UP! Slippy: Aw... Krystal: *Shoves thing into trash ejector* And stay away!! Wheatley: NO! AH! NO, DON'T-- AAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhh!! ^NOISE WARNING^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidi Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Well Orbiter, it's not really a matter of bumping old threads but rather "Gravedigging" which can be considered spamming. Krystal: Don't you love my knickers (Plus-fours)? Fox: Someone only implied I was the leader around here... Falco: Ouch...... Slippy: I'll do that for you! (I think Slippy's said "Aw" in Command, Orbiter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Pigma:Have some of my bacon if you want! EXACTLY.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidi Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Krystal: A Scout is....(States the Scout Law) Falco (Maybe even Peppy): Fox, haven't you figured out that it sucks to lead a team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted October 29, 2012 Author Share Posted October 29, 2012 Fox: *coward tone* "I yield! Take everything you want, but don't kill me!" Wolf: "Checklist; Eco-friendly engines? Check. Non-lethal guns? Check. Phasers set to stun? Check." Fox: [To Krystal] "Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do, then I should warn you: you're gonna see all sorts of things: Ghosts from the past; Aliens from the future; the day Cerinia died in a ball of flame; It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime." Krystal: "Hell yeah, I do!" ROB64: [interrupting Fox and Krystal kissing] "Sir? Sir, I've isolated the reverse, power flux coupling." Fox: "Thank you. Thank you veeerrry much." ROB64: "Oh, you're perfectly welcome, sir." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 The entire Star Fox team: We're not actually mercenaries, we just say we are to give the job a glamorous name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Fox: Slippy, keep me covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted November 9, 2012 Author Share Posted November 9, 2012 [Fox slams open door of a lander at toxic planet surface, followed by the rest of the team] Fox "Exopacks on! Remember people! You lose your mask, you're unconscious in twenty seconds; dead in four minutes. Let's nobody be dead today; it looks very bad on my report!" -------------- Fox: "The only thing which is really hot at a reentry, is such a teammate as you, Krystal." (Given the development pace they won't say even "You look nice." anytime soon... ) -------------- Krystal: "Now you're thinking with telepathy." ROB: "All your processor are belong to Krystal..." -------------- Fox: "Lylat, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Great Fox. Its who-knows-how-many-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new primates and new ways of destroying their civilizations, to boldly go where no vulpine has gone before.[...]" -------------- Fox: "ROB, open the Arwing bay doors." ROB: "I'm afraid i can't do that, Fox." Fox: "NOT THAT AGAIN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Der bump. Fox: "Hey! Squeaky-voice! Gimme your best shot! Hit me! Hit me!" Falco: [is burned by touching frying pan] "HELP! I AM MELTING!" Krystal: "Hey what does this button do-- Oooh, explosions! Is that Peppy floating in space? Oh, look-- An meteorite!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 I can't imagine any of the characters saying, "The baby" like in Metroid Other M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch93 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Pepper: *Speaking to the people of Corneria on an emergency global broadcast, while the Attack Carrier is approaching Corneria in SF1* "I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves able to defend our planet, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone. At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of our government — every man of them. That is the will of our Council, and our people. The United Federation of The Planet Corneria and the Kingdom of the Planet Eladard, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength. Even though the majority of the Lylat System, and many old and famous planets have fallen, or may fall into Andross' fearful grip and all the odious apparatus of the Venomian Empire, we shall not flag or fail. *Epic shade removal and cue dramatic music* We shall go on to the end. We shall fight over our seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength amongst the stars, we shall defend our planet, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight in our planet's orbit, we shall fight from our space stations and battleships, we shall fight on the islands and in the cities, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, for a moment I do not wish to believe, this planet were to be subjugated or destroyed, then the Star Fox team would carry on the struggle, until, in Sirius' good time, the New Universe, with all their power and might, step forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 *Meanwhile on Venom* "Brothers, we are poised as we await the dawn, the dawning of a new era! Out there across the void of space, our enemies sit defiantly in their comfortable belay! Feeding on the spoils supplied by blistered backs of those subjected to their costly tyranny! They call themselves "peace makers" and "diplomats"! But WE see them for what they are, politicians consumed by greed, corporations funded with outdated ideals, Generals who wield the law to suit there own end. "Justice! We WILL have justice! We will move against them, we will cut their supplies, we will smash their fleet, we will rain the fallout upon their cities and prove to them... WE...WILL...NOT...BE...DENIED!!!" *The crowds go wild, chants "Andross" and "Death to Corneria" while large capital ships hang in low-orbit. Andross, raises his hands to the sky* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abcormal Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "Slippy's Striptease" [We see Slippy in his room, wearing a t-shirt and jeans. He puts a CD in his stereo, and then he clicks it. All of a sudden, a song comes on, and Slippy starts dancing while lip-syncing the words.] Slippy: "I think I'm cute/I know I'm sexy" [he takes his shirt off seductively] "I've got the looks/That drive the girls wild" [he turns his back to the camera and starts to wiggle his butt at it] "I've got the moves/That really move 'em" [he grasps his jeans] "I send chills/Up and down their spines" [still wiggling his butt (with his back to the camera), he proceeds do slowly pull down his jeans, revealing white briefs] "I'm just a sexy boy (Sexy boy)/I'm not your boy toy (Boy toy)" [He then proceeds to spin his jeans around over his head, still wiggling his tighty-whitey-clad butt at the camera] "I'm just a sexy boy (Sexy boy)/I'm not your boy toy (Boy toy)" [We cut to Falco watching the video of Slippy's striptease on SpaceYouTube] Falco: How did THIS get over a million views?! [A/N: By the way, someone should definitely draw a pic of this]"Slippy's Striptease" [We see Slippy in his room, wearing a t-shirt and jeans. He puts a CD in his stereo, and then he clicks it. All of a sudden, a song comes on, and Slippy starts dancing while lip-syncing the words.] Slippy: "I think I'm cute/I know I'm sexy" [he takes his shirt off seductively] "I've got the looks/That drive the girls wild" [he turns his back to the camera and starts to wiggle his butt at it] "I've got the moves/That really move 'em" [he grasps his jeans] "I send chills/Up and down their spines" [still wiggling his butt (with his back to the camera), he proceeds do slowly pull down his jeans, revealing white briefs] "I'm just a sexy boy (Sexy boy)/I'm not your boy toy (Boy toy)" [He then proceeds to spin his jeans around over his head, still wiggling his tighty-whitey-clad butt at the camera] "I'm just a sexy boy (Sexy boy)/I'm not your boy toy (Boy toy)" [We cut to Falco watching the video of Slippy's striptease on SpaceYouTube] Falco: How did THIS get over a million views?! [by the way, someone should definitely draw a pic of this] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "Slippy's Striptease" No, NO NONONONONONnnonoNONoNoNoNOnnoNOnnonoNonONOno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - General Pepper leads the final assault on Venom. "And now, Dash you see the power of a fully armed battle station!" *toggles comm link* "Fire at will commander!" *superlaser charges, fires, blows up half the planet* "...your rebel friends have lost!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abcormal Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 No, NO NONONONONONnnonoNONoNoNoNOnnoNOnnonoNonONOno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - General Pepper leads the final assault on Venom. "And now, Dash you see the power of a fully armed battle station!" *toggles comm link* "Fire at will commander!" *superlaser charges, fires, blows up half the planet* "...your rebel friends have lost!" What? Does it put a bad mental image in your head? Also, ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 What? Does it put a bad mental image in your head? I have an overactive imagination, so yeah. My bad. - Falco Lombardi: "Gump! Whats your sole purpose in Starfox?!" Private Gump: "To do whatever you tell me drill sergeant?" Falco Lombardi: "Goddammit Gump!!! You're a goddam genius! Thats the most outstanding answer I've ever heard, you must have a goddam I.Q. of a 160!!! You are goddam gifted Private Gump!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abcormal Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Snes1993: That's OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Fox: I think we bit off more than we can chew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 General Pepper: I love the smell of Nova Bomb in the morning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch93 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 General Pepper: NO! NOT MY LOLLIPOPS! ANYTHING BUT THAT! D:> Fay: *arms crossed* Even me, Uncle John? Pepper: Oh! Of course not my dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Wolf: Alright, clean slate for me. No piracy, no crime, no debauchery. I'm going to make something good out of myself, get a wife and have a few kids. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch93 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 General Pepper: "So my fellow Cornerians, ask not what your planet can do for you, but what you can do for your planet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Andross: Finally, visitors. Get the cakes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch93 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Wolf: It's just a flesh wound! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Wolf: You know what Fox, we should get together sometime and have a cup of tea and a slice of pound cake. For old times sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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