Snys93 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Andross: Can't we all just...get along? Fox: Nope. *shoots 100 nova bombs in his face* Andross: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *ILM explosion* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Pepper: I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I've information vegetable animal and mineral. I know the kings of Lylat and I quote the fights historical from Corneria to Venom in order categorical. I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical. I understand equations both the simple and quadratical. About binomial theorem i'm teeming with a lot of news with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I'm very good at integral and differential calculus. I know the scientific names of beings animalculous. In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 *Fox has Dash by the foot, upside down over the edge of a canyon cliff* Fox: Remember Dash, when I promised to kill you last? Dash: Yeah! Thats right! You did! Fox: I lied! *Fox lets go, Dash falls to his death into the canyon below* Dash: FFFFUUUUUGGAAALAAAAAA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlechili Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Fox: Slippy, you are now in charge of the team. Slippy: I will not fail. I shall lead the team valiantly with honor, valor, and without error! Fox: You have my full trust. Falco: Someone, give me an landmaster, I'm tired of flying. Krystal (to Fox): I'm leaving the team to join Andross against you. I have realized that your team is a menace to Andross's glorious plans to destroy the Lylat system. Fox: Sure. Whatever. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Andross: Thank you for coming Krystal. But I'm no longer interested in destroying the Lylat system. I realize now that that is a futile effort and I should become a good guy. You can still stick around though. Falco: Slippy, I want you to be my backup pilot. You have never failed anyone before in battle, so I know you can do it. Slippy: Of course Falco. I will tear apart all the enemy ships part by part, and then brutally murder the pilots inside, for I am the notoriously violent Slippy! Muahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Wolf O'Donnell: "At least they won't use heroine flavored bananas to finance revolution." Andrew: *laughs sarcastically* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Krystal: I think I love Panther Falco: LOLWUT?! Slippy: Oh Shut Up, Falco..., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted April 6, 2013 Author Share Posted April 6, 2013 Fox: "-BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER! DEATH SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON THE WEAK!" -- Peppy: "-That's it, I'm going base jumping from the Orbital Gate. I'm sick of this retirement!" -- Krystal: "-You're an orphan? That's too bad. Fatty-no-parents." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Krystal: "Slippy, my eyes are up here." Slippy: "Bitch, I made my choice." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Panther: Come on! We have to get on the ships! Wolf: Just a sec, I have to apply on my mascara! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Falco: "Do you remember making this deal?" Fox: "Nope." Falco: "Were we drunk?" Fox: "Yes, yes we were." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Fox: So, Krystal, how'd you learn to fly an Arwing so fast? It took me years to master! Krystal: I don't know, I've flown a pterodactyl, does that count? Fox: THOSE AREN'T THE SAME THING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Fox: So, Krystal, how'd you learn to fly an Arwing so fast? It took me years to master! Krystal: I don't know, I've flown a pterodactyl, does that count? Fox: THOSE AREN'T THE SAME THING! I could actually see Fox saying that. Fox: Oh I'm the type of guy, that likes to roll around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 I could actually see Fox saying that. Fox: Oh I'm the type of guy, that likes to roll around Not if he wants to keep his relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Krystal: "Oh, that thing about my planet and all? It was nothing. I mean, everyone here can get over having lost their homeworld and race to some random catastrophe, right?" . . . Krystal: "Oh, come on, you're all a bunch of softbodies." ---- "ORIGINAL THE CHARACTER" (A.K.A. your average OC) : "Lights are blue, some vixens are too. This poem doesn't make sense; you in my room, bewbs." Krystal: "Quit wasting time. *kicks OC to the floor, flight-suit unzipping sounds*" ---- R.O.B.: "Anomaly." / "Inconclusive." / [what-have-you-science term] (Really, of everything a robot could say, no science-y term wherever in the canon?) ---- Wolf: "So, we defeated StarFox. Where's our money?" Andross: "...what money?" Wolf: "The money you'd pay us after we downed StarFox!" Andross: "...I wasn't expecting you to accomplish that..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Falco: *Phone rings* "Hello? Oh, hi Katt, I was just about to ask if you wanted to hang- ....wait what? You're breaking up with me? But I LOVE YOU! Why does this happen to me?" *Falco then spends the rest of the night crying in his room* Fox: "Oh, hey Krystal. What's up?" Kursed: "I haven't seen you in practically forever....oh shoot, there goes my cover." Leon: "Oh dear, it seems we hurt them a little too much" *proceeds to send SF team "Get Well Soon" cards* Panther: "Krystal, you are the ugliest woman I know" Peppy: "Hey Fox, remember when I told you about how Pigma betrayed your father? Well, actually..." *pulls out weapon* "...It was ME!" Slippy: "Falco, you are so out of shape." *Pulls out workout video set and begins workout routine* "Run faster you lazy bum" Bill: "I'm not actually a commanding officer in the Cornerian army. I just like to talk a lot over the comm link." Cornerian pilot: "This guy realizes we always mute him, right?" Pigma: "I'm going to donate my lottery winnings to charity." James: "I just thought i'd stop on by and see how my one and only son was doing." *looks at Fox with smirk on his face* Fox: "Ok dad, here's rent money." James: "Gotta learn the meaning of the dollar, son." Wolf: "Fox, here's some advice, listen, when in doubt....do a barrel roll." Fox: "Krystal, will you marry me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Fox: IT'S BEEN OVER 20 YEARS, AND I STILL HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH PUBERTY! COME ON! SOMEONE DEEPEN MY VOICE ALREADY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Wolf:So wait Your son married MY Daughter!? H-how does that make us... uhh how does that work? Fox: *Scratching behind his head* I don't know Wolf, but I think we'd better become Allies before they kick our butts for fighting each other.... (i know this is a few months old) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Falco: *reclining in chair on Great Fox bridge, Fox comes in* "So, whats our next job? You DID find us another job, right?" Fox: *looks over the manifest with confidence* "Oh yeah, sure." Falco: *annoyed, peers over at Fox* "Well what is it?" Fox: *bring up holo-map* "We just have to find a certain ship, overtake her and board her." Falco: "Alright, I can handle that. Whats she called?" Fox: "The Ship of Death." Falco: *bolts upright, begins speaking sarcastically* "Great!" Slippy: *just came on the Great Fox bridge, grinning like a clam* "Okay guys, when are we going?" Fox: *his back turned, plotting FTL jump* "Within the hour." Falco: *Turns to Slippy, still sarcastic* "We got a job." Slippy: *turns downcast* "Come on guys. I was really hoping to find a girl on a Katinian beach somewhere." Falco: "No time for that, brah. We got a lady named destiny waiting and a ship of death!" *gives thumbs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Fox: Krystal, can you hand me my water? Krystal: No way, s**t face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Fox: *sigh* "I miss Fara." Krystal: "Who is she? Another one of your whores?!!" Fox: "Well at least she wasn't a USELESS telepath with blue tits that can't FLY a goddamn PLANE!!!" Krystal: *cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 Kursed: Morons like you end up like me. Krystal: Well you just gave me reason to not turn into you! Kursed: Whatever. *time paradox explodes 1/4 of universe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Darnell Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Fox: IT'S BEEN OVER 20 YEARS, AND I STILL HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH PUBERTY! COME ON! SOMEONE DEEPEN MY VOICE ALREADY! more like slippy Fox: where's Slippy? Krystal: the last I saw of him he had loaded a bunch of bombs onto his ar-wing. Fox:*looks at krystals hand* What's that? Krystal: oh, a remote, I dont know what it does though, *looks at Fox* Wanna find out? Fox: sure *they both press the button as slippys ship is flying back towards the great fox, but before it could get back, it blows up* (Their reaction ) F&K; *whistles, puts thier hands behind their back and slowly backs away from the remote* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Slippy: "I am Heavy Weapons Toad. And this..." *points to Arwing* "...is my weapon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 - "Me? I'm here to chew bubblegum an kick @$$... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - "Thank you for your assistance, Slippy." - "Keep flying straight. Your shields can take it." - "Screw this, I just came here for the money!" - "Help you?! Ain't nobody got time for that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Andross: "Have Steiner and is forces converge with the 10th army." Venomian General #1: "My Emperor...Steiner..." Venomian General #2: "Steiner's forces were unable to attack. His force are well below the minimum requirement." Andross: *twitches almost violently as he removes his glasses and speaks.* "All those who weren't involved, leave." Officers leave and close the door behind them. Andross explodes with rage. Andross: "That was an order! A direct order!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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