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Alan Wake jokes.


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EXAMPLE: If Alan Wake was a Thief he'd be Alan Take.

 

Let's see how many we can get.

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If Alan Wake gathered leaves he'd be Alan Rake

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If Alan Wake made bread for a living, he'd be Alan Bake.

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If Alan Wake had plastic surgery , he'd be Alan Fake.

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If Alan Wake swam, he'd be Alan Lake

 

If Alan Wake was a dragon, he'd be Alan Drake

 

If Alan Wake was cooked medium rare, he'd be Alan Steak

 

If Alan Wake had bad dandruff, he'd be Alan Flake

 

If Alan Wake was not trustworthy, he'd be Alan Snake

 

If Alan Wake was an inventor, he'd be Alan Make

 

If Alan Wake was a tasty dessert, he'd be Alan Cake

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If Alan Wake were a journalist, he'd be Alan Jake. (alot of journalist have first names for last names)

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If Alan Wake ran Potions class he'd be Alan Snape.

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If Alan Wake hit snooze he'd be Alan Late

 

"This is just the silliest dad-gum thread"

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but but but..... it needs to have the ake ending to rhyme or else it isn't funny

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but but but..... it needs to have the ake ending to rhyme or else it isn't funny

 

My brain couldn't think of any that haven't been said  :/  I attribute this to lack of imagination

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If Alan Wake couldn't pronounce Japanese Rice Wine he'd be Alan Sake.

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If Alan Wake was in prison for life but got out, he'd be Alan Jailbreak.

 

If Alan Wake killed vampires, he'd be Alan Stake.

 

If Alan Wake was a jet engine, he'd be Alan Intake

 

If Alan Wake was a cereal, he'd be Alan Cornflake.

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If Alan Wake made the sun rise, he'd be Alan Daybreak. 

 

[Was that a stretch or what? xD]

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If Alan Wake made the sun rise, he'd be Alan Daybreak. 

 

[Was that a stretch or what? xD]

PRINCESS ALAN WAKE CELESTIA!!!  DUDE THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

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If Alan Wake was a nudist he'd be Alan Nake'd.

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