manthony_Higgs Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 EXAMPLE: If Alan Wake was a Thief he'd be Alan Take. Let's see how many we can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tupelocase Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If Alan Wake gathered leaves he'd be Alan Rake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If Alan Wake made bread for a living, he'd be Alan Bake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cage Blackpaw Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If Alan Wake were a dancer, he'd be Alan Shake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xortberg Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If Alan Wake had arthritis, he'd be Alan Ache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If Alan Wake had plastic surgery , he'd be Alan Fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cage Blackpaw Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If Alan Wake were a natural disaster, he'd be Alan Quake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If Alan Wake swam, he'd be Alan Lake If Alan Wake was a dragon, he'd be Alan Drake If Alan Wake was cooked medium rare, he'd be Alan Steak If Alan Wake had bad dandruff, he'd be Alan Flake If Alan Wake was not trustworthy, he'd be Alan Snake If Alan Wake was an inventor, he'd be Alan Make If Alan Wake was a tasty dessert, he'd be Alan Cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cage Blackpaw Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 My favorite of those: Alan Cake. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If Alan Wake were a journalist, he'd be Alan Jake. (alot of journalist have first names for last names) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cage Blackpaw Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 If Alan Wake were clumsy, he'd be Alan Break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthony_Higgs Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 If Alan Wake ran Potions class he'd be Alan Snape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tupelocase Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 If Alan Wake hit snooze he'd be Alan Late "This is just the silliest dad-gum thread" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 but but but..... it needs to have the ake ending to rhyme or else it isn't funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tupelocase Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 but but but..... it needs to have the ake ending to rhyme or else it isn't funny My brain couldn't think of any that haven't been said I attribute this to lack of imagination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthony_Higgs Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 If Alan Wake couldn't pronounce Japanese Rice Wine he'd be Alan Sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 If Alan Wake was in prison for life but got out, he'd be Alan Jailbreak. If Alan Wake killed vampires, he'd be Alan Stake. If Alan Wake was a jet engine, he'd be Alan Intake If Alan Wake was a cereal, he'd be Alan Cornflake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 If Alan Wake made the sun rise, he'd be Alan Daybreak. [Was that a stretch or what? xD] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 If Alan Wake made the sun rise, he'd be Alan Daybreak. [Was that a stretch or what? xD] PRINCESS ALAN WAKE CELESTIA!!! DUDE THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 If Alan Wake was a nudist he'd be Alan Nake'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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