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http://www.cracked.com/video_18515_why-good-guys-in-star-fox-are-suicide-mission.html

 

Doesn't have much to do with a suicide mission as the title suggests, but meh, pretty much all titles on Cracked are odd like that. Still an interesting video, though.

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Of course they aren't actually taking story canon into effect which is why Falco leaves for no reason, why Fox McCloud is apparently the only competent pilot on the team, and why he says Slippy isn't actually a weapons specialist and Fox only gets upgrades from the floating rings. It was decent to watch though, and the whole "mercenaries will be mercenaries" thing involving Star Fox potential betrayal might be something to take into consideration.

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Falco, a former gang member bird who insults everyone.

 

Peppy, an old hare without 20/20 vision should have retired eons ago.

 

Slippy, a toad who designs aircraft has no business flying aircraft.

 

Fox: "Screw this, I'll do it all by myself."

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Wow, they dug up an animation I haven't seen in over a decade (~3:30). I was still on lylat.net last time I saw that. Props to them for digging that up.

 

I haven't the slightest idea where to find it again, but it was pretty much a combination of the backstories presented in SF64's intro and the Itoh Comic.

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lol yeah I do remember that from somewhere.

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I will admit though, I do like the idea of combining the SNES and N64 versions of James' demise. I've had a fanfic idea of that, except a lot more well structured, serious, and tragic. Plus with Peppy too. If only I didn't suck at fanfic writing though. :-P

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This video had me laughing and facepalming at the same time...

 

Odd.

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Cracked being stupid as usual again. 

-hey,don't get offended.i go to cracked.com to get my laughs all the time and it never fails :)

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