I have a large hole in the wall dripping with some kind of viscious, mumbling fluid, and I think I need some help

[Faisul]

Okay so I know this is going to sound really weird but I just woke up and discovered a large hole in the wall of my bedroom that wasn't there before. I was drinking pretty heavily yesterday but I definitely remember going to bed and not digging a big hole in my bedroom wall, so you can probably imagine that I'm a little at a loss for words right now.

 

What's worse about this whole situation is that the hole is dripping with some kind of sticky goo that I'm pretty sure is whispering to me somehow. I can't hear anything in the living room but as soon as I go into my bedroom the goo starts bubbling and whispering again. It's mildly frustrating. Also whenever I try to look into the hole all I see is pitch blackness for a split second before I get this absolutely devastating headache. For someone already hung over and already well endowed with a shitty headache a devastating one is just a needless bother.

 

The hole is about the size of my head, if that helps anyone give you ideas for what to do about this. Also I got some of the goop on my finger and it hurt like hell. Some kind of chemical runoff?

I have no idea what to do about the situation so I'd love to hear if you guys have any experience with this kind of thing.

[Snys93]

"I have a large hole..."

 

yeah right.

 

"...dripping with some kind of viscious mumbling fluid..."

 

uh huh, thought so.

[Faisul]

Haha what's so 'yeah right' about having a large hole??? I have at least two of them, one of them in my face! :V

 

And sometimes that too drips with viscous fluid... especially when I have a pizza or kebab in front of me.

[Drasiana]

I can confirm this

[Faisul]

Instead of Pavlovian response theory we have the 'Faisul/Kebab Salivation Principle' going on here, in other words.

[Redeemer]

Either that or you are actually Cthulu.

[unoservix]

are we allowed to talk about faisul's large holes that drip with viscous fluid

 

i mean that seems like a violation of the TOS or something