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The user above is a human! :shock:

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The user above is a cat.

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The user above is a Kirby.

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The user above is a Klingon agent.

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The user above is a Starfleet captain.

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The user above was once crowned king of Antarctica.  Unfortunately, he was unable to stave off inevitable penguin revolt.   

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The user above was a member of the Killer Whales, an organization that assassinated killed Francis Von Penguin of the Penguin empire, and is responsible for starting World War Penguin in Antarctica, and said war has rendered the continent in its frozen state as seen today ;)

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The user above is actually a sentient bottle of water and is not looking forward to a future trip to the recycling plant. 

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The user walked five hundred miles and would walk five hundred more.

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The user above ran me over with a lawnmower as I blatantly failed to walk those five-hundred miles.

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The user knows that I'm sorry for what I did.  :troll:

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The user above, contrary to popular belief, actually despises the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

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The user above is bald. :o

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The user above has a double chin used to clear his way through a crowd of people.

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The user above sings songs of merriment to the people at the local homeless shelter.

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The user above can produce aluminum by puking.

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The user above is a professional unicyclist. 

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The user above can walk 4 miles on their hands.

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The user above is a big fan of Justin Bieber.

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The user above is Justin Bieber's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

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The user's real name is Prof. Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer.

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