Deploy Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 The user above never changes his avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 The user above never changes his signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 The user above already owns a Playstation 9. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiden O'Conner Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 The user above can summon the legendary Thunder Hammer, and thus can conquer his foes in his quest to save the planet of Earth from the evil forces of zombie dinosaurs and therefore make the world a better place to live in. He thus then has a secret identity, which must be deployed in order to cover up his real identity. This man has slain over 40 zombie dinosaurs so far and is the only hope for the human race thus far. Even the military can't stop the zombie dinosaurs from wiping out entire cities. But rest assured, when the user above has the legendary Thunder Hammer, he can drive back the zombie dinosaurs back into the fires of the underworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 The user above can summon the legendary Thunder Hammer, and thus can conquer his foes in his quest to save the planet of Earth from the evil forces of zombie dinosaurs and therefore make the world a better place to live in. He thus then has a secret identity, which must be deployed in order to cover up his real identity. This man has slain over 40 zombie dinosaurs so far and is the only hope for the human race thus far. Even the military can't stop the zombie dinosaurs from wiping out entire cities. But rest assured, when the user above has the legendary Thunder Hammer, he can drive back the zombie dinosaurs back into the fires of the underworld. Holy shit, I'm amazing! The user above knows the legendary power of the Dynamite Ultra Super Dragon Force first formed in 1567 in Hampshire, England. He uses this power to battle hoards of giant manticores and evil demons and has even been said to have battled the devil himself. His power will go down in legend throughout the ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 The user above is a corporate business owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 The use above hates pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above hates doing things NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above can't taste apples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeth Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above is really a pink pony princess from hell, sent here to kill all of the cats in the world so that The Devil (Who's allergic to cats) can take over the world! D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above hates fanfictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above is Dr. Ivo Robotnik in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeth Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above once lived on the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above's picture is actually a bunch of koopas in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above has an evil clone who lives in the Czech Republic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeth Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above once ate my head. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted July 1, 2013 Author Share Posted July 1, 2013 The user above is a jarred head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The user above can fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The user above doesn't produce offspring in the usual manner. Every time he smiles a baby appears in a cornfield, much like Morgan Freeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeth Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The user above is really a Nintendo Game Cube disguised as a SNES so he can get a port of Final Fantasy II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The user above will one day become a helicopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeth Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The user above already is a helicopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The user is best friends with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The user above IS arnold schwarzenegger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The user above is a professional yodeler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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