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The user above once starred in a certain pixar movie that happened to be pretty darn good.

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The user above has an internet connection that is routed through a switchboard in rural Colorado.

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The user IS a gif, particularly this one.

 

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The user above has thousands of dollars in spare change hidden inside of his couch.

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The user above has a house underneath that secret laboratory. :P

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The user has no house but he has a laboratory.

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The user above currently rents said laboratory out on the weekends.

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The user above is just angry that I have a laboratory...

 

 

 

 

 

 

IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rocket are reliable.

 

Just ask the guy who built this one.

 

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The user above sawed away the foundation to that castle.

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To be perfectly honest with you all, the user above is in fact a starship captain.  He's traveled across the universe twice and landed on numerous planets on his starship called the "Cookie Cutter."  He's known numerous leaders of alien races by name, and even came to their birthday parties.  Anyone who talks to this man should be aware, they are talking to no novice in interdimensional travel, transplanetary travel, and transgalactic warp.  He has his PHD in theoretical physics, medicine, underwater basket-weaving, history, nuclear physics, chemistry, and biochemistry.  He rose to the rank of Captain in the Combined Countries Space Alliance(CCSA) in just three short years, and was awarded his starship, the "Cookie Cutter" for being the youngest captain in space.

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