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Geo Stelar once used his favorite pineapple to dislodge the seal from the Great Temple Doors and ran in to defeat the giant Monkey Man, yet while in there, he found loads of treasure in which he plundered and forgot about said giant Monkey Man.  He then went home, bought a mansion on the beach(With no hurricane insurance because he lives on the edge), and is currently having the time of his life with untold temple-riches and endless supplies of Honey Nut Cheerios.

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(That is the greatest baseless lie about me I've ever seen xD )

 

The user above was once a Saiyan

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The user above once lead a revolution against an evil empire of ninja pineapples from the moon. He did so with nothing but a glass of water and a pair of scissors.

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The user above is, in actuality, a time-traveling cyborg from the year 3000.

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The user above in fact has three thousand and one hundred forty three spying cameras strategically placed around the world (and in space) to track down all of SF-O's users. And counting.

 

See? The number just went one up.

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The user above just didn't figure out that secret...

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The user above is a living pie who's really not a pie, but a zombie disguised as a pie.

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The user above is actually a Nintendo executive in disguise.

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The user above is a Microsoft executive disguised as a Nintendo fan so he can one day get a job with them and bring them down from the inside.

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The user above has a completely unoriginal plan for industry-domination.

 

[And besides, I'd much rather be in Sony's camp. :P]

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The user above hates Crown Victorias secretly behind everyone's back. (hows that...?)

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(hows that...?)

 

[How's what? lol]

 

The user above once fired himself out of a cannon in order to prove a point.

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The user above swung around on a over head pole like Sly Cooper and landed on his butt once.

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The user above once commandeered a firetruck to get away from an army of angry toad-men, then proceeded to drive it off a cliff.

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The user does it for the glory of Satan

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The user above is really a samurai cat-pony hybrid from New York who has a really sexy singing voice.

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The user loves to hear my singing voice

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The user above had to fight an army of Mantis Men-by himself.

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The user above is one of the mantis-men Snes fought.

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The user above is SFO's best TF2 sniper

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The user above is a dot. Yep, a dot, like this one: .

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the user above hates PORTAL 2

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The user knows the limit of my supernatural powers

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Snes1993 used to be the evil overlord of the twelfth dimension... That is, until the pesky little twerp named Bongo the Gorilla hit the airlock button.  Poor Snes was jettisoned RIGHT into a black hole, where he saw visions of Earth as it is today.  On his way, he ran into Tupac, Elvis, and Michael Jackson, all of whom pointed him in the right direction.  He eventually landed on the third rock from the Sun in the Solar System in his specially made jump armor he was conveniently wearing.  To this day, nobody knows exactly who he was, but I know.  Boy do I know...

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