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Ori

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The user above is not killiable by space monkeys.

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The user above killed all the space monkeys under General Pepper's orders.

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The user above didn't go out with Wolf on a movie night.

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The user above in fact has an earpiece with someone telling him the words in Dovahzul. In fact, he doesn't know how to speak in that language by himself. o3o

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The user above is not a "Dong" *wink wink nudge nudge* Know what I'm saying? ;)

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The user above was brutally mauled by a rogue shopping cart last week.

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The user above got in a fist fight with a hole punch, and lost.

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The user above fell into an industrial-sized vat of mashed potatoes and was never heard from again.

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The user above was trapped in a vault of fish and chips til 2017.

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The user above used to work in a firework factory, before a terrifying industrial accident made him the human torch.

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The user above left his jacket in a moth infested closet, only to find out they had chewed many holes in his beloved attire.

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The user above is really wearing a taxidermied Fox suit.

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The user above likes impaling his prey on metal poles, and charring them before saying; "OUR NUMBERS WILL DARKEN THE SKY OF EVERY WORLD. I AM THE VANGUARD OF YOUR DESTRUCTION."

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The user above likes to hide in trees and shoot arrows at people.

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The user above is a potty mouth who smokes potloads of pot and takes potshots at clay pots.

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The user above thought stars were made of heated honey.

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