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The user above accidentally tore the joystick out of his plane.

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The user above lives in a dry and inhospitable place.

 

And unlike Mars, it can't be terraformed.

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The user above has an innate fear of shag carpet.

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The above user has made a life goal to flip off every single person living in Antarctica.

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The user above wants nothing to do with Fox Mccloud, ever.

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The above user can't stand fire type Pokémon.

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The user above has an unstoppable hatred towards pineapples.

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( I actually do hate pineapples)

The user above isn't a small tasty mammal.

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The above user has an inexplicable hatred towards scalies.

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The user above prefers Aquaman to Aquabats.

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The above user wears a fursuit and pretends to be Freddy Fazbear.

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The user above has one lightbulb in his entire residence.  It hangs above the front door.

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The user above once waited forty-six days in the snow for the pizza deliveryman.  Unfortunately for him, they had the wrong address.

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The user above played the mayonnaise in his high school marching band.

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The user above is a fire extinguisher salesman in his spare time.

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The user above owns a urinal company and prank calls people to advertise.

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