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The user above lives in Holland.

The user above did not ninja me so hard, that when I clicked on this thread 1 minute ago, his post did not show up and as soon as I posted, it did.

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The above user was not ninja'd.

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The user above isn't from this universe.

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The above user lives in the middle of the desert.

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The above user has a quilava fursuit hidden in his closet.

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The user above sometimes stands in strangers' yards, menacingly.

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The user above has PTSD from animatronics.

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The above user's name is Vito Cornelius.

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The user above has been trying to call Anchorage for the past twelve weeks, but doesn't know their area code.

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The user above can be seen prowling the corridors of Chuck E. Cheese's. Or whatever the name of that resturant is.

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The above user is knowledgeable in American restaurants.

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The user above is highly skilled in chansaw juggling.

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The user above likes to eat chainsaws to impress Chuck Norris.

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The above user did not hit a deer.

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The user above is not lying face down in the snow somewhere, slowly become one with precipitation.  Or perhaps that's the hypothermia setting in...

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The above user is not playing Bumper Cars with someone else.

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The user above has piloted a total of three-hundred forty-nine unique aircraft. 

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The above user hates Five Nights at Freddy's.

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The user above recently built a flight of stairs, which he promptly tripped and fell down.

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The user above created his own Freddy Fazbear attraction/resteraunt that people can come into during the night and be in the roll as a security guard to simulate the games, while during the day he sells pizza to people at regular price. His idea was so good, that he made millions because of how popular the games are.

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