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The user above me is a cousin of Mordecai from Regular Show.

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The user above once flew a vintage Boeing Stearman professionally for the British Royal Air Force.

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The user above actually has a steak for a hand.  It has been cooked to an acceptable medium.

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This guy's real name is Admiral Wolverine Lightning-bolt.

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The user above is only licensed to operate a motor vehicle in the city of Orlando, FL.

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This guy above me isn't what he seems. He may seem like your typical SF-O moderator, but he is actually an alien and HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!1 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!111sgksjgskjzghkjvgskdhbcxgbzcx,gxzKJL

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The user above had a career in professional corn shucking for awhile, but when the market for corn-based entertainment dried up he was forced to become a tomato shiner.

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The user above is engaging in secret operations off the coast of Alaska.

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This person once told me that he is a Mystery Diner.

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The above user absolutely hates Pokemon with a burning passion.

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The user above is the proud owner of an active volcano off the coast of Panama.

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3 minutes ago, OneUnder said:

The user above is the proud owner of an active volcano off the coast of Panama.

(How dafudge you know that?)

The above user has had surgery thirty seconds into the future.

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The user above owns a frightening amount of stock in a company that deals exclusively with orange dyes.

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The above user understands when the booty is simply too much.

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The user above understands that the circumstance that he described does not exist.

The user above demands that his toast be burnt exactly three and a half times before it is fit for his consumption.

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The user above used to ride a tricycle across the United States in his spare time.

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The user above me can operate a magical flying tank.

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