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The user above can hang upside down for 12 hours while eating chicken noodle soup in a tortilla.

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The user above works in a plant that prepackages chicken noodle soup and tortillas in one container.

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The user above me is a member of the MFT PF (Magical Flying Tank Police Force).

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This gal above me is a member of the Star Fox team.

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The user above wasn't referring to the news agency, but rather a network of vulpines that particularly enjoy watching television.  They were amused at Mr. Astley's dance moves, for the record.

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The user above me once was a stand up comedian and always sat down on the job as a joke.

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The user above was unaware of my severe underemployment and myriad of failures as a sit-down comic. 

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The above user once nursed me back to health after a run-in with Venomian bounty hunters.

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The user above scuffles with pigeons in order to purport his dominance and claim the sidewalk and its breadcrumbs as his own.

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The above user is currently being chased by Carmelita Montoya Fox, Judge Dredd, and Peter Deverauex, simultaneously.

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(That's one hell of a trio!)

The user above is currently being chased by two Peugeot 504s while driving a Citroen 2CV. 

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(For Your Eyes Only... Nice.)

The user above once worked for Interpol... Until that blasted LeParadox doubled his pay to defect.

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The user above wants to see Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip rather than 007 Spectre.

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17 minutes ago, Hoobanana said:

The user above wants to see Alvin and t he Chipmunks: The Road Chip rather than 007 Spectre.

(Now, that IS a lie.)

The user above likes listening to vynil backwards ar the highest speed.

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The user above once joined the gang that Falco headed in the time between Starfox 64 and Starfox adventures.

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The user above strikes.... Like a THUNDERBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!

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The user above dances... INTO THE FI-YA! 

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You're bananas for bananas.

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The user above me slapped my mother 

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