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The user above was unaware that his mother was actually an undercover agent working for the Zimbabwean government in the late 1980s.

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The above user once resurrected Clockwerk for SPECTRE to take control of Krakarov volcano in hopes that both Sly Cooper and James Bond would die from their combined efforts.
(Sly always reminded me of James Bond, so I like to compare the two.)

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This guy above me is actually the real James Bond.

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This guy above me made a contract with me and became a magical girl.

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The user up there once ate a watermelon whole in one sitting.

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The user above passes on the martinis and goes straight for the complimentary pastries.

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The user above secretly ships forbidden spices to a man known as Rajan.

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The user above owns a Parisian nightclub whereupon those spices are distributed to the unsuspecting masses.  Now if only we could ruin the water pressure to his fountain...

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The user above digs that kinetic... That kinetic aesthetic. 

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The above user is obsessed with cats

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The above user absolutely despises Furries.

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The above user is not male.

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The user above has somehow found a way to burn water.

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The user above licks streetlamps in his spare time.

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The user above once got a cup of instant noodles and went on a 3 hour rant about how it takes 3 minutes to make.

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