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The user above is the leader of SPECTRE's prehistoric branch, serving under Ernst Stavro Brachiosaurus.

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The user above is not a living organism and rather a robot.

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That guy once dated on of the original members of Charles' Angels back when they were at their prime.

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The user above is distantly related to the inventor of the onion ring.

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The user above is making counter-accusations to cover up his years of substance abuse. 

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The above user is a direct descendant of the O'Donnell line.

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The user above owns and daily drives a mint condition 1964 Aston Martin DB5 Vantage with numerous combat and practical modifications.

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the user above has vision based on movement.

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The user above frequents Jupiter on special occasions. 

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The user above has beheld the beauty that is Joe

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The user above watches the Take On Me music video sixty-five times a day.

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The user above threw a baseball bat at a meteorite once.

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The user above secretly stores the security guards from FNAF in a safe place as opposed to killing them.

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