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The user above goes to work or school using an open umbrella and sails through hthe sky.

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The user above goes to work or school using an open umbrella and sails through hthe sky.

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Its the only way to travel.

 

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The user's planet was consumed by a black hole.

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The user eats chicken legs in a bowl of milk.

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The user is secretly Markiplier (he rocks).

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What if I was? :0

The user above is secretly yamimash. (also cool)

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The user above is an orange manufacturer.

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The user above is an alien in disguise.

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The user is actually the Man on the Moon.

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The user above is secretly Meryl from Metal Gear.


 

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The user is a mass of floating brainmatter like Andross, but not brainy enough to rule Lylat.   :D

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The user above is secretly weena. (the time machine)

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The user above ate Weena cos hes secretly a Morlock.

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The user above is slippy toad, a bad ass version, not that wimpy ass one we all know.

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The user above used to Skydive from the atmosphere with Rocky, the Fearless Shrub. The only reason he stopped was because Rocky grew up to be an am-bush and because he got second billing, cut the user's parachute. User hit the earth at the speed of Holy Shit and went through the Earth, through it's core, stopped at China for some authentic take-out then continued out into space. He survived the airlessness and sheer boredom of outer space by singing the ABC's backwards through a chopstick. When he finally hit the planet of Wassamattawitchoo in the Soitenly galaxy he landed with the all the force of a raging algebraic problem. From there he taught the people of Wassamattawitchoo gravity, kung fu and how to train your dragons. He retired to a mansion overlooking the cityside where he now eats bananas and wonders if Rocky brunt to a crisp yet.

 

Rocky on the other hand, is a worldwide celebrity. 

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The user above totally just didn't pwn the life out of me.

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The users screams from said PWNAGE was heard around the world.

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The user above is Fortune rom MGS2, no one can seem to hit her with bullets.

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The user above is the next president of the USA.

 

...Wait, I wasn't supposed to tell you that yet. :troll:

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The user above is Sundowner ;)

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The user above is next Vice-president of the United States of America  :troll:

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The user above is secretly Tom Burderon. <- spelled wrong

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