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The user admits that a 3rd grader could beat him in a fight.

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The user above admits he IS the 3rd grader that coould win the fight.

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The user above is lying.

I think I just broke this post.

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The user above didn't just break the internet.

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Jeth is in fact, Jet! Yes, that one Jet, from Babylon Rogues.

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The user above is a cat from New-York named Bob.

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The user above is a ninja who is a dog who is a robot that actually is a toaster. Poptart?

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Yes, poptart.

The user above tried to cook a toaster in a slice of toast.

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Yes, poptart.

The user above tried to cook a toaster in a slice of toast.

 

The user thinks butterscotch is a slippery man in a kilt.

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The user above is Slippy's mother.

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The user above is Slippy's uncle's mother's brother's friend's twice removed roommate.

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The user above didn't just reference Space Balls.

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The user above's schwarz isn't as big as mine.

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The user didn't fall for the oldest trick in the book.

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The user above combed the beach, but found the keys to the plot.

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The user above came incredibly close to drowning in a 2-inch puddle.

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The user was a cop

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[Not necessarily a baseless lie, though your timing is off. :P]

 

The user above once wrestled a polar bear over a potato.  The potato won.

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[Not necessarily a baseless lie, though your timing is off. :-P]

 

The user above once wrestled a polar bear over a potato.  The potato won.

 (Oh...well :|)

 

The user was the potato, my nemesis.

 

I chased him around the Pillars of Creation, through the River Styx, across Krypton and Alderaan as they blew up and before long we found ourselves in Alaska where the polar bear joined in the battle. It was there he saved my life and the two of us parted our separate ways vowing never to assault each other in bitter combat. To this day he wears about him the fur of the fallen snow beast he slew, a mark, a testament to his grandness and victory.

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The user above drinks steak and potatos every night before bed.

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The user above is a Reaper Doomsday device.

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The user is a Cylon out to destroy all human life because God told him to.

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The user above made an orchestrated version of "Trololo", and hums that song whenever he's about to troll someone.

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