Harlow Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Sony realized how much they failed on their first presentation adn they really stepped it up. People don't want a social network machine; computers and smartphones will always kick their ass in there. People. Want. Games. And they gave us that. Xbox One and the mindset of everyone involved are uglier than hitting your mom on Mother's Day. Uglier than kicking a puppy in the nuts while he's held by an ill little girl, then kicking said kid out of your house on a rainy night and telling her she's adopted, to then end up kidnapped with her puppy thrown to the trash... Too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Sony realized how much they failed on their first presentation adn they really stepped it up. People don't want a social network machine; computers and smartphones will always kick their ass in there. People. Want. Games. And they gave us that. Xbox One and the mindset of everyone involved are uglier than hitting your mom on Mother's Day. Uglier than kicking a puppy in the nuts while he's held by an ill little girl, then kicking said kid out of your house on a rainy night and telling her she's adopted, to then end up kidnapped with her puppy thrown to the trash... Too much? An Xbox is good for only one thing. Halo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 An Xbox is good for only one thing. Halo. And bungee is doing a new game for the PS4, so it also loses that distinction as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 XBox One is also fun for offline play, given that you and your friends each bought one 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted June 15, 2013 Author Share Posted June 15, 2013 But that means you'd have to find a few other insane fellows that actually bought an Xbox-One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I don't have a job yet, so used games are a must for me. I will probably have one by the time these consoles come out, but I still demand the option to play used games without a fee and trade them as I want. PS4 and Wii U it is! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I actually can't stop looking at these. I think Microsoft has really, really gotten itself into gamer consumer shit here considering the Xbox One is predicted to be the most hated console of its generation. I can't wait to get a WiiU. <3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Best GIF I've Ever Seen Award 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted June 18, 2013 Author Share Posted June 18, 2013 I actually can't stop looking at these. I think Microsoft has really, really gotten itself into gamer consumer shit here considering the Xbox One is predicted to be the most hated console of its generation. Agreed, these GIFs are hilarious. Note that the above Animaniacs one comes from episode 32, the skit was entitled "Chairman of the Bored". It is oddly fitting. Below and in the spoiler tags are other GIFs that I thought were noteworthy. Apologies for the sheer amount; I did get carried away. --- 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 [shit ton of GIFs] Stop trying to steal my award. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted June 18, 2013 Author Share Posted June 18, 2013 Stop trying to steal my award. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Users ... Please! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 [Though I support Sony's efforts, this video was too good to pass up.] Not entirely sure why it refuses to embed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4UwWot8ymE --- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 And Red, in my eyes, nothing's gonna beat that Animaniacs gif. Crazy got quantity, but yours is true quality! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 And Red, in my eyes, nothing's gonna beat that Animaniacs gif. Crazy got quantity, but yours is true quality! It gets even better if you read it in Ben Stein's voice, just as it was in the episode. Here's the the original episode for reference, the GIF occurs at 1:59. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFAPiQCnK8&t=1m59s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 It gets even better if you read it in Ben Stein's voice, just as it was in the episode. Here's the the original episode for reference, the GIF occurs at 1:59. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFAPiQCnK8&t=1m59s Yakko's faces when he meets him are legitimate nightmare fuel, haha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deploy Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 And Red, in my eyes, nothing's gonna beat that Animaniacs gif. Crazy got quantity, but yours is true quality! That's because not many things beat Animaniacs in general. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFAPiQCnK8&t=1m59s Yakko: "There's a person up there you gotta meet." Dot: "Mel Gibson?" Yakko: "Ahh... close." I literally hit my head on my desk laughing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 The bad thing is that, if real life prospects are nearly as similar as the episode, people WILL want an Xbox One after all the crap thrown to them subsides. "WE MISS THEM!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pgpaw3 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I haven't found anyone saying anything positive about the Xbox One anywhere on the internet. What in gods name was Microsoft thinking? Once again I will not pick up the Microsoft system and go for Wii U, PS4 and PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 Breaking news if you will; Microsoft just released an official statement in which they removed a substantial amount of the DRM that plauged the Xbox-One - no more always online, etc. It took them long enough as sticking with their DRM was akin to business suicide; http://kotaku.com/microsoft-is-removing-xbox-one-drm-514390310?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Twitter&utm_source=Kotaku_Twitter&utm_medium=Socialflow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 And Red, in my eyes, nothing's gonna beat that Animaniacs gif. Crazy got quantity, but yours is true quality! :'3 <333 I think crazy and I will be forced to agree we're both gif masters on a cataclysmic level. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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