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Microsoft Just Got BURNED!


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Sony realized how much they failed on their first presentation adn they really stepped it up. People don't want a social network machine; computers and smartphones will always kick their ass in there. People. Want. Games. And they gave us that.

 

Xbox One and the mindset of everyone involved are uglier than hitting your mom on Mother's Day. Uglier than kicking a puppy in the nuts while he's held by an ill little girl, then kicking said kid out of your house on a rainy night and telling her she's adopted, to then end up kidnapped with her puppy thrown to the trash...

 

Too much?

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Sony realized how much they failed on their first presentation adn they really stepped it up. People don't want a social network machine; computers and smartphones will always kick their ass in there. People. Want. Games. And they gave us that.

 

Xbox One and the mindset of everyone involved are uglier than hitting your mom on Mother's Day. Uglier than kicking a puppy in the nuts while he's held by an ill little girl, then kicking said kid out of your house on a rainy night and telling her she's adopted, to then end up kidnapped with her puppy thrown to the trash...

 

Too much?

 

An Xbox is good for only one thing. Halo.

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An Xbox is good for only one thing. Halo.

 

And bungee is doing a new game for the PS4, so it also loses that distinction as well.

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XBox One is also fun for offline play, given that you and your friends each bought one

 

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But that means you'd have to find a few other insane fellows that actually bought an Xbox-One. :)

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I don't have a job yet, so used games are a must for me. I will probably have one by the time these consoles come out, but I still demand the option to play used games without a fee and trade them as I want.

 

PS4 and Wii U it is!

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I actually can't stop looking at these. I think Microsoft has really, really gotten itself into gamer consumer shit here considering the Xbox One is predicted to be the most hated console of its generation.

 

I can't wait to get a WiiU. <3

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Best GIF I've Ever Seen Award

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I actually can't stop looking at these. I think Microsoft has really, really gotten itself into gamer consumer shit here considering the Xbox One is predicted to be the most hated console of its generation.

 

Agreed, these GIFs are hilarious.  Note that the above Animaniacs one comes from episode 32, the skit was entitled "Chairman of the Bored".  It is oddly fitting.

 

Below and in the spoiler tags are other GIFs that I thought were noteworthy.  Apologies for the sheer amount; I did get carried away.

 

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iGpVCeVzdBTUf.gif

 

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[shit ton of GIFs]

 

 

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Stop trying to steal my award.

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Stop trying to steal my award.

 

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Users ... Please! 

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And Red, in my eyes, nothing's gonna beat that Animaniacs gif. Crazy got quantity, but yours is true quality!

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And Red, in my eyes, nothing's gonna beat that Animaniacs gif. Crazy got quantity, but yours is true quality!

 

It gets even better if you read it in Ben Stein's voice, just as it was in the episode. :-P

 

Here's the the original episode for reference, the GIF occurs at 1:59.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFAPiQCnK8&t=1m59s

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It gets even better if you read it in Ben Stein's voice, just as it was in the episode. :-P

 

Here's the the original episode for reference, the GIF occurs at 1:59.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFAPiQCnK8&t=1m59s

 

 

Yakko's faces when he meets him are legitimate nightmare fuel, haha.

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And Red, in my eyes, nothing's gonna beat that Animaniacs gif. Crazy got quantity, but yours is true quality!

That's because not many things beat Animaniacs in general.

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The bad thing is that, if real life prospects are nearly as similar as the episode, people WILL want an Xbox One after all the crap thrown to them subsides.

"WE MISS THEM!!!"

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I haven't found anyone saying anything positive about the Xbox One anywhere on the internet. What in gods name was Microsoft thinking? Once again I will not pick up the Microsoft system and go for Wii U, PS4 and PC.

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Breaking news if you will; Microsoft just released an official statement in which they removed a substantial amount of the DRM that plauged the Xbox-One - no more always online, etc. 

 

It took them long enough as sticking with their DRM was akin to business suicide;

 

http://kotaku.com/microsoft-is-removing-xbox-one-drm-514390310?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Twitter&utm_source=Kotaku_Twitter&utm_medium=Socialflow

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And Red, in my eyes, nothing's gonna beat that Animaniacs gif. Crazy got quantity, but yours is true quality!

 

 

:'3 <333

 

I think crazy and I will be forced to agree we're both gif masters on a cataclysmic level.

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