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"Iie".  Japanese translation: "No" 

 

 

IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE IIE......  I have a somewhat larger corner lot and that could mean millions of ants that would cover every square inch of my body.  I guess unless they are fire ants I might make it out ok....maybe....with nightmares...

 

You have to drink 2 gallons of the last thing you drank.  How screwed (drowned, or diabetic) are you?  

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Water, so I'm fine, albeit might be uncomfortable drinking it all at once. A bridge will collapse in 17 minutes.

 
4 people want to cross it before it will collapse. It is a dark night and there is only one torch between them.
 
Only two people can cross at a time and all must cross the bridge.
 
"A" takes a minute to cross.
"B" takes 2 minutes.
"C" takes 5
and "D" takes 8 minutes. It's too dark to cross without the torch so it MUST be used, and the travellers move a the slower person's pace.
If you don't cross the bridge in in the time allotted you will be hunted down and killed by hostile forces. How screwed are you. (there is a way to solve this, good luck, see if you can figure it out in 17 minutes)
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Not very screwed seeing as how I'm not in this situation.  

I could answer it, but this isn't a riddle thread.

 

The last fiction book you read is now your world, and you are not a main character.  How screwed are you?

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The last book I read... that would be Halo: Glasslands (Not counting the book I've been writing). Not really sure how screwed I would be, given that the fighting between the UNSC and Covenant forces has - more or less - stopped.

 

Speaking of the Covenant...

 

You now find yourself trapped on a Covenant ship plummeting toward a planet. The covenant forces on board are too busy trying to save their ship to worry about you. How screwed are you?

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I would be slightly screwed considering that the ship is plummeting towards the planet, but any competent surfer could simply mount the hull and cowabunga to the surface unharmed.

 

Look around your room. Count how many books you have. That many nations are now invading your home state. How screwed are you?

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Not very screwed seeing as how I'm not in this situation.  

I could answer it, but this isn't a riddle thread.

 

The last fiction book you read is now your world, and you are not a main character.  How screwed are you?

But the point is that you ARE in the situation. 

At least two dozen, so it pretty screwed.

You are trapped in the wilderness and it will be at least a week before you will be rescued and you are relying on survival skills alone. How screwed are you?

 

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I might survive the first day. So yeah. Very, very screwed. xD

 

Your favorite cartoon character is trying to kill you. How screwed are you?

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I'm being hunted down by Tom. He could actually kill me. Which is hilarious. 

 

Zombie Apocalypse. The item to your left is your main weapon and the item behind you is your main defense. What's your survival rate?

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There are no items to my left, so that's bad, i am weaponless and the item behind me is a pillow...... survival rate 0%
 

You are in a room trapped with only a lockpick and no other way of escaping but picklocking the door. If you don't escape you will starve to death, how screwed are you?

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Your head gets lopped off by a chainsaw wielding maniac. How screwed are you?

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I'm not sure if you understand the game... You're  to supposed answer the last person's question before asking one of your own. 

 

Also, to answer your question, very screwed.... To put it mildly. xD

 

To answer Elite's, I may not know how to pick a lock, but I could learn if my life depended on it. 

 

You're being hunted by Jango Fett, just how screwed are you?

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I'm not sure if you understand the game... You're  to supposed answer the last person's question before asking one of your own. 

 

 

Oh i get it now.

 

Well, not at all screwed, since someone lops HIS head off. :lol:

 

You are in the pits of hell and Satan is devouring your soul.How screwed are you?

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Quite thoroughly screwed, seeing that I'm already in hell.

The main villain from the last tv show/movie/video game you played/watched is trying to murder you with their main weapon of choice. How screwed are you?

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I get a Civil War Musket and I try to shoot him, if I miss, I use the rifle to block his meat clever, and try to stab him with the rifle's bayonet (I was watching the movie with Leonardo DiCaprio where the "Native Irish" were fighting the Irish immigrants coming and the story was centered around both sides.)

 

A Hunter from Half Life 2: Episode 2 has spotted you and rawrs at you before it begins to bullrush you, how screwed are you?

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Very. I scream like a little girl and die trying to escape.

 

Your armies are under attack from Vlad the Impaler. With your armies defeated, he plans to have you suffer and die on a pointed stake stabbed through your anus and erected 9 feet off the ground all the while Vlad eats the flesh of your wife and children in your sight.

 

How Screwed Are You?

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I think it's unanimous since I've been stabbed and eaten on the stake. 

 

Your least favorite villain is helping you escape a prison of mental patient. How screwed are you?

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I'd be the opposite of screwed, since my least favorite villain is Kreia/Darth Traya from KotOR II. She possesses techniques in the force for which there are no defense against - I might as well be walking out the front doors.

 

Count how many games you have (this includes PC, Xbox, PS3, any and all games you have excluding board games). That number is how many Borg ships are invading your home world/home town/current place of residence and beaming down drones to assimilate everyone you know, YOU INCLUDED. How screwed are you?

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I have no idea what that is, but i have many games so I'm done for.

 

You ARE Chell from Portal 2 and your survival depends purely on your skill in the game, how screwed are you?

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Well I'm sure I'd be not so screwed if skill ingame counts.

 

You are in crossfire of a battlefield. How screwed are you?

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I'm dead, unless there's some decent cover.

 

You are in a taxi and the driver suffers a stroke, you're stuck on a busy highway and it's 10 minutes to the hospital, you must drive, battle the traffic and get to the hospital in time, how screwed is the taxi driver, and how screwed are you?

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If my GTA skills are any inclination, the taxi will be beat to hell, but I will be fine and the driver might just make it.  

 

You're fighting using the physics from your least favorite game with hand to hand combat.  How screwed are you

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Very screwed. If I so much as poke my enemy I'm dead. xD

 

You're stuck in the last film you watched. How screwed are you?

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The Big Lebowski. Holy Fuck.

 

Last T.V show is/are your team to fight in the Apocalypse. How screwed are you?

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Avatar: The Last Airbender... I might just make it.

 

You're in a world populated by anthro animals. How screwed are you?

(Doh, how original! :-P )

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Bueno. Can I take AJC along too? I'm sure he'll love it there.

 

There ain't no more gravity. How screwed are you?

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