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World will collapse itself outwards and atmosphere won't be held anymore, Sol won't hold itself together and scatter, same for every planet/star/whatever. Something tells me to think I'm screwed.

 

The most useless character from any canon you ever known is your only companion/aid as you're stranded in their land. How screwed are you?

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Fucking Lydia from Skyrim....I'm screwed. Soooooo useless and stupid. SLIPPY would be more useful than she is, and that's saying something.

You are exploring a giant tomb and then 6 coffins explode open to reveal 6 dragon priests all at once. How screwed are you?

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Not so screwed, being that I use dual diamond blades (it's a mod for skyrim) that usually kill in at least 1-3 hits.

 

Your home town has been infiltrated by Romulan Tal Shiar agents looking for you. How screwed are you?

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Well I hope they won't use their life scanners, I could hide under my bed (th dresser is positioned so the only way to see whats under the bed is to slide the bed out, or peek under by crawling onto the bed). But if not, then yeah I'd be screwed.

An M1 Abrams backed by two Irving Gekko (from megs) are moving towards you with the intent in killing you-the Gekko are arriving first. How screwed are you?

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I'm not entirely sure what this Irving Gekko is, but considering a tank is coming after me and I'm armed with nothing but paperclips and pens at the moment, I am very much screwed.

You trip and fall very clumsily and immediately to your left - how screwed are you?

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Aw, thank god I'm lazy enough to be in bed :P.

All the pets in your neighbor hood contract rabies, how screwed are thou?

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I'm fine as long as I don't leave home. And by that I mean the four walls, ceiling and floor of my room, since I have 3 pets. :V

 

You get caught with a gun inside school, randomly. How screwed are you?

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   Sounds like a film where the protagonist is mistaken for a gunmen and is pinned down in the school while searching for the REAL culprit and get killed at the end. Death by bullets, so screwed.

 

 

 

 

   You are walking through some dense forest when you realized you are feeling rather strange. You then begin to see you are going through a strange metamorphosis and by the time you reach the other side you have switched genders completely.

 

   How screwed are you?

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I'm screwed because I wouldn't know what to do with a girl's body.

You're walking through the woods n a nice cool night, the moon is out-nice and bright, sort of lighting up the area you're in. As you walk, you begin to feel like you're being watched; you look behind yourself to see if anyone is there. As soon as you look back in-front of yourself there is a Werewolf beaming right into your eyes, muzzle drooling with hunger. How screwed are you?

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I'd only come out alive if it was something else who already got mistaken for a werewolf. Then again, in some circumstances I wouldn't come out in once piece for either case. :V

 

Earthquake. How screwed are you?

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Screwed. I live in an isolated region. No help for miles.

 

Your school is being attacked by two platoons of troops affiliated with Caesar's Legion from Fallout: New Vegas. To make matters worse, the Brotherhood of Steel is also attacking at the same time as Caesar's troops. On top of that, NCR Troops are attempting to fight both groups. How screwed are you?

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Well I 'd just attempt to get the hell out of there, and hope the Legion and BoS is too distracted by the NCR to shoot at me. So maybe not as screwed.

Th Enclave has been watching your movements, and eventually capture you alive and well. Inside their holding area, they offer you a chance to join them, no strings attached; but if you refuse, you cannot be allowed to leave the base full of elite soldiers and killer robots, not to mentioned you'd need the access codes to leave the base and you are weaponless. How  screwed are you?

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I'm pretty screwed unless I do what they did in the movie Twister, and tie myself to a pipe that goes about 10 feet into the ground.

You're living your normal everyday life, when suddenly everyone starts dying and getting reanimated. But not as zombies, but NECROMORPHS!!! How screwed are you?

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Yeah I'm fucked because that shit is airborne too!

You're an infantry man along with a squad of your comrades and an Irving Gekko, scouting out a small village that seems strangely abandoned. As you tactically move towards a plaza, a shot rings out and one of your mates hit the floor, dead as a door-nail. Everyone shouts and freaks out, trying ot find somewhere to hide, and another squad mate buys the farm. How screwed are you?

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I'm defenitly screwed.Youre being chased by Icy who has a sniper rifle with him... H.S.A.Y?

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Relatively screwed; it's not like I'll be able to outrun a bullet. Here's hoping his aim is off. :)

 

You've taken up a job as a zookeeper and have accidentally caused an elephant stampede.  How screwed are you? 

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All I need is to hide between a space tight/resistant enough and the things won't smash me, so, not so screwed unless pointed otherwise. o3o

 

You're in an volcanic eruption. A crater has collapsed in front of you and you MUST pass through it by walking over a thin fallen tree. All other paths are flooded with lava. Your survival depends on your self-balancing skills. How screwed are you?

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I AM THE GOD OF BALANCING, LET ALL WHO APPOSE MY RULE TREMBLE AS I HOLD THE TREE POSE FOR AN HOUR.

 

You are currently falling into a vat twice your height of the last thing you drank. The only flotation device is the object behind you. HSAY?

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I am mostly screwed. I last had some water, and the object behind me is the cloth backing of my chair.  I do not believe that will float.  While I can swim halfway-decently I do not believe it will allow any sort of escape from the vat.

 

You've fallen and you can't get up

 

You've angered the wrong people and now they're coming after you with pipe wrenches.  How screwed are you?

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Well I can run pretty far before getting tired...so maybe I 'll find somewhere to hide, or just enough time to call the police. but perhaps I'd be screwed somehow....

 

You are exploring an ancient Nordic tomb out in the middle of no where. The tomb its self seems to be devoid of anything living, though it remained a bit eerie, keeping you on your guard. As you further your way into the numerous hallways and chambers, you heard a noise, and look behind you. Oddly there was nothing there. Turning your head back around you suddenly find yourself face to face with a Draugr Death-lord. How screwed are you?

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Considering I'd first enter a shock freeze, I don't think I'd come out of this one.

 

For whatever sick prank or demented sorcery it is, you find yourself with the height of a streetlight. How screwed are you?

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Well, I can't fit in my house to use the computer so. Very screwed. D:

 

You find your self face to face with the Heavy from TF2. How screwed are you?

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Well considering he could probably bear hug you until your bones break, I'd say pretty screwed.

You are armed with your pistol and round a corner, only to be knee deep in Spy Crabs, how screwed are you?

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I've no idea, since I haven't a clue what Spy Crabs are.

 

You find yourself in the galaxy of Star Wars: The Old Republic. You appear as you are (not as one of your characters, if any), and the last person you interacted with is your only companion. How screwed are you?

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My mother? Eh she very smart, so I bet I'll be okay.

You are asleep and suddenly wake up as a bowl of cereal,and I am approaching with a spoon to eat you with. How screwed are you?

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