jeth Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Very screwed. If I'm a bowl I can't run away! D: Your favorite Pokemon is trying to kill you. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I'm screwed because it's very fast and could kill me quickly. You are fighting the Danish might of their "army" and your forces are the size of a spec ops group, and you have very little air support and zero naval support. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I might be able to at least not get shot. =P The last deviantART picture you've seen is real and its content is in your room. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Not screwed at all. IT was just MegaLucario. Your last meal manifests itself and is now sentient and wants to eat you. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 WHY DID I HAVE TO COOK?!?! I made a beef stir-fry with bell peppers, onions and spices. The time you post is the time until a bomb goes off in your house. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Well pretty screwed, unless move all my stuff out at the nick of time, but then I'm homeless, so yeah screwed. Steven Armstrong from Revengence holds out his hand for oyu shake in a greeting, but he looks freakishly strong and you know he might break your hand or bear hug you. How screwed re you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Oh hello there St--*is smashed* For some reason, Krystal knocks you out and keeps you in an impasse a la Dark Brotherhood; Three people, and you have to figure out who's the furvert she wants dead. Kill the wrong person and she'll personally claw you to pieces. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Well if I have my own weapons I'd just murder her instead. If not then I'd just ask each person about themselves and think it over. So maybe half screwed. You're inside an old underground base that seems to have little power and you're only armed with an AKS-74 smg with only half the magazine as your only ammo. You hear an odd roar in the distance echoing through the halls, which gets you a bit nervous. As you press on being careful as you did so, you hear a REALLY raspy panting and faint bounding footsteps heading in your direction. All of a sudden you find yourself in the embrace of a Bloodsucker mutant and it stares intently into your eyes as it growls and starts sinking its tentacles into your neck. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I'm screwed. I'm defenseless because I don't even know how to use the weapn I was holding your rival has an Arceus and it turns into Mega Arceus. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Wait, what do I have? D: If it's me against Arceus I'm done for. You accidentally caused an explosion in the last place you were, not counting home. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 That'd be the store-that would get me screwed since people would die in the explosion. You are in a Miranda class vessel and cruising along surveying a rip in space. Suddenly you get get a sensor ping of something emerging from that very hole in space-it looks like a Miranda, only different. It had the exact same design and weapons you ha, only it had yellow markings in some spots and a logo of earth with a Sword through it. It powers up its shields, jams you communications and attacks with all its might right at you. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Ahah, Terran Empire. Well, if my persuasion skills really worked, I could negotiate my way out of that one. And if the captain was mirror-me, heh, I know my weaknesses... o3o So partially and probably screwed honestly. You're on top of a train in the middle of nowhere and it's heading into a wall. You can't jump off or you might crack your head open or break your spine. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Well I'd be screwed xD you're in the middle of Tholian space, and you're fighting of a recluse carrier and its fighter compliment. All of a sudden another ship appears and instead of engaging you directly, it starts to emit a strange web-like field around your ship, until it effectively encases you within the web. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Dragon Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 It depends on the ship I am using, since you never specified what ship I was in. You have inadvertently provoked the Necromyan Remnant of Universe 01-Gamma and the Draconian Combine on Universe 01-Foxtrot into invading your home world. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Well considering they'd have to get by the home fleet and anyone else that could arrive fast enough, and added to the forces that await them should the fleets fall, I'm not so sure if I'd be screwed or not. You are walking in a ship and meet Captain Johnathan Archer, just then the environmental controls are being altered which forces you two to dawn a pair of zero atmosphere suits, and suddenly the Tholians are beaming into your ship. You both are only armed with Type 1 hand phasers from Kirk's era of Star Trek. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 (Sorry for late reply) You are gonna DIE. A load of TF2 players are charging at you when you put a hat on ( remember page 96 of do something to the user above you? ), how screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I['d just walk over to a cliff, toss the hat over the cliff, and the players would all jump off chasing the hat. Then I'd just capture the intelligence or point without a problem. A squad of Replica soldiers and you are moving through a hallway checking everything, when you hear a loud blood-curdling scream, which grabs all of your attentions as you look down the hall and very evil/"scary" abominations come rushing right over to you with the intent of murdering you horribly. You ready your assault rifles but they are already upon you, how screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Umm.. Well, I don't know how i'll get out of that one. Someone has just fired a bullet at you. It will hit your head in a split-second and you will die instantly. It's too late for you to dodge out of the way or do anything supernatural to stop it. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I fail to see how this at all works as a question in this thread considering there is no answer other than "I iz ded." This topic has gone from legitimate questions to impossible to survive scenarios disturbingly fast. The Last liquid you drank has now flooded the earth and a gigantic version of the last food you ate is your only floatation device. HSAY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The earth is flooded with Sprite, and I'm floating on a giant bacon wrapped scallop. Huh. I'm pretty sure those things float, so I guess I'm okay. The object to your immediate left is your only line of defense against an angry kickboxer. HSAY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeth Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The window drapes. Yeah. I think I may be screwed. xD You've manged to piss off an army of shot gun wielding ninjas and your only defense is the last video game weapon you used. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Well I'd have to use a lot of cover since the last gun I used was a desert Eagle. You're walking through a hallway when suddenly you fall down an ACME portable hole and get transported into a room full of Mark Hamill and Keith Ledger Joker quotes, lines and laughter. There are not doors, and no windows either. You're trapped their for eternity. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 100% screwed/ Your arm has been lopped off by Darth Vader. To make it worse, he's revealed that HE is your father. HSAY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 First I'd be yelling and cursing at him, wondering why he just chopped my arm off. Since Lightsabers are made of pure energy, the wound would be almost immediately cauterized. So there would be am massive amount of pain. So maybe not so screwed. You are flying through space in your vessel when you are suddenly warped into a rift in space, taken into a zone known as "Fluid Space", and have no barings what so ever. Just then your sensors ping an unusual disturbance, and manage to get a visual on it. IT appears to be a ship about half the size of a Super Star Destroyer, and it powers up its weapons to attack. As it attacks, it wipes your shields out, and cripples both the crew, shields regenerators, and many important systems. You are stranded, powerless, weaponless, dead or dying with no way of asking anyone for help. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 UNDIIIIINEEEE!! *explodes* (And I agree with Waffles. Worst-case scenarios don't need to kill you... At all. o3o) A stun phaser, a Metrocop stun baton, and Spy's Lv. 1 Invis. Watch. These are your only tools for survival in an anthro-filled world. By the way, they're quite over-reactive of aliens. How screwed are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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