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Well I'd try to make sure I mean no harm-despite my weaponry, and try to make the best of it, maybe see the the sights or whatever. Not really screwed.

You are a "guest" at Ivo Robtnik's Lair, and discover he plans to completely get rid of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and all Third Parties as well. Of course if you decide to warn them, he will throw you into a pool of water up to your PINGAS and use electricity to fry you to a crisp. How screwed are you?

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(Seriously, what the hell is it with you and Democrats?! O_o )

Well I'd jump as high as I can to get out of there, so not screwed at all.

 

Grovyle (HAHA) has just stolen the Time Gear from the Tresshoud Forest and you are trapped in time. H.S.A.Y?

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Well... considering they're only about the height of a nickel, I think I'd be fine.

 

How screwed are you?

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How screwed are you?

 

Yes. 

 

The time you post is the year you are now trapped in. HSAY?

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I'm not screwed at all. Means I'm trapped in this year and time will just continue on anyways. So...that was pointless.

You get invited to become a movie extra in a new action movie of your liking-but you are "the red shirt" How screwed are you? (I didn't want to make one where you die. Though I would have rather had you die)

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Oh great, here comes a bull....

You're forced to listen to the worst song you've heard. H.S.A.Y?

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I'm not screwed at all. Means I'm trapped in this year and time will just continue on anyways. So...that was pointless.

(I see post at 11:36 pm and don't you use military time on me.)

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Oh great, here comes a bull....

You're forced to listen to the worst song you've heard. H.S.A.Y?

I'll endure it but I'll want to slap the person that made me listen to it. So not really screwed.

You walk up a mountain only to find the fountain of youth. Drinking from it, you are forever trapped at your current appearance, your body never aging ,but your mind will continue to age. Happy to have found this discovery you wish to climb back down and never tell anyone, however, you suddenly realize the path you just used ot get up there no longer exists. You are now trapped on the mountain with only a day's worth of Rations. How screwed are you?

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... Damn screwed.

 

The last game you played is now the story of your life. How screwed are you?

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I played Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter, so.... I'm not that screwed. I'm the Creator after all.

 

You wake up in a bed to find yourself in a Minecraft house that some one griefed the f*ck out of with Creepers, and you have no sword.

How screwed are you?

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I'll just rebuild the house with trees I punched, and make a sword with the stone I mine with the pickax I made from the trees I punched.  So not incredibly screwed.  

 

You find that the zombies have risen again, the object directly to your left is your weapon, and the object to your right is your transportation.  HSAY

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Well I'm screwed, can't do much with an xbox controller, and you cannot use a tv remote to do anything transportation wise.

You get captured and are drenched in honey, carmel, and then wrapped in very dense bandages except for your mouth. Trapped all alone in a room with no way to formally go to the bathroom, or even eat, how screwed are you?

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That sounds disgusting.

 

Depending on the situation, i'm sorta screwed, but that seems kinda weird.

 

You walk into a mall, when all of a sudden, your caught in a fight between Ganondorf, Shao Kahn, and Akuma.

How screwed are you?

 

"You walk into a mall..."

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Well I know my mall very well so mildly screwed

The last scary game you played is now your living nightmare how screwed are you?

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Last "scary" game....that'd be Killing Floor.

Now if it were REAL....it'd be somewhat interesting since I've never fired a gun in my life. So it'd be like a zombie Apocalypse, except if you get bitten, there is not infection so it may not be too bad, and I can sprint short distances and jump pretty good so I might not be so screwed.

 

The last game you've played, is somehow able to suck you into its realm for a week. BUT here are the two catches: You have to start from the beginning, and if you die in that realm, you die in real life. How screwed are you?

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I just last played an Immortal Game in Crusader Kings 2.

 

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*ahem*

 

The Largest non furniture item in your room right now is the only defense against everything else. HSAY?

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Well I can delightfully bash some fucking human's skull in with my xbox 360. Or my green metal tool box laden with lots of heavy shit. Either way I win.

 

You are selected to join the first expedition to explore a new planet and you're packing up food and whatnot but you're allowed ot take ONE prized possession with you, but you aren't sure what to pick. How screwed are you?

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I have no idea, i'm not sure if i have multiple prized possessions. My room is a mess, so I couldn't find any even if I tried.

So... I should say, somewhat screwed.

 

Your in your living room reminiscing over lost family, when all of a sudden, Winnie the Pooh comes out of your kitchen wielding a baseball bat, accusing you of breaking into his house and stealing his honey.

 

Reenactment:

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"And not a single bother was given that day..."

 

How screwed are you?

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I'd grab one of my keyboard andblock his oncoming attack and try to hit him in his main bat hand trying to make him drop it if possible. If I can make it to the kitchen I try to stab him to death with all the serated knives we have. So not too screwed, just have to be smart.

you fall down a pitfall trap and are surrounded by darkness. you heard odd chirping and clicking. you pull out a lighter (don't ask how it got there). As you flick it on, you then oticed what the clicking and chirping came from-ANTLIONS, and they look hungry. How screwed are you?

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If this is Final Fantasy Tactics A2, I can hold my own. If this is not a main story quest and they go on forever, i'll just select the flee option. No harm, no foul.

 

You are in McDonalds (Or Burger King, Whataburger, whatever you like) and you discover that there out of your favorite item.

How screwed are you?

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Not screwed at all. I don't eat that bullshit.

 

you are drinking a milkshake and its 75% gone when you realize you were actually drinking liquidized **** that had been artificially scent changed. How screwed are you?

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First, i'll

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Then i'll

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at the guy that made the milkshake. Then i'll question why I didn't notice something wrong when the milkshake tasted like steak and potatoes. Then, lawsuit on the place I got it, win millions of dollars. Use some of my money for E-Coli vaccine.

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So... Not so screwed. (Was that too much memes?)

 

Your in Clock Town from LoZ: Majora's Mask. It is the last 6 hours before the moon hits and Tingle "accidentally" broke the Ocarina of Time on purpose. The only things you find to fix it are duct tape and everything else in your inventory. How screwed are you?

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Well considering I'm not even close to being a Zelda fan, its really not my problem, so yeah-go ahead and blow up that world cause I don't really care.

You are drinking from a bottle of water, only for it to suck you in and compress you into the shape of the bottle of water. How screwed are you?

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You mean like that >>>

 

Well, considering I can't move at all, probably can't eat or drink either if my mouth is nowhere near the bottle opening....well for one, I'd get this massive headache from the violent forces of Black Magic the equivalent of being flushed down a toilet....along with the fact that my brain would get crushed once inside there....I'd say with my luck, I might end up in a recycling bin....yeah, pretty screwed from the get go. (Life Lesson: Never purchase any shady looking video games food or drink related products from a flea market run by an old man.)

 

You decide to take a vacation and stay at the "Overlook Hotel" for 2 weeks. You get there to find out you are staying in Room 237.  How screwed are you? (If you get the reference, you deserve a cookie.)

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