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I am not an alcoholic, so i would be unaffected unless i had some sort of latent "shining" abilities.

 

You die instantly with no away to save you. How screwed are you lol.

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Well thats a no brainer dude, of course you're screwed.

you are out and about in a canyon in the wastes when you hear a sound behind you. Looking behind you you don't see any signs of life.  Turn back around you come face to face with a food-deprived Deathclaw, and it stares at you with those "scary" looking eyes, only it goes low and makes reptiel like whimpers, nosing at one of your pockets. That right, you remember you had a Caravan Lunch in your pocket you'd been saving for later, but about now...do you want to be a Deathclaw's lunch?   Fishing it out, you carefully offer it over to the Deathclaw, who nearly gobbles your hand off as it takes it away to eat it in private. Thinking that's your que to leave you suddenly hear thudding footsteps behind you. You look to see the Deathclaw is following you-but not to kill you. It gets closer and you tense up, not sure how to perceive this situation.  As it gets close enough to basically hug you, it stoops to your level some and nuzzles you like a loving dog would. How screwed are you? (whats this? Dark made a HSAY without you dying??)

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Well, since I haven't played Fallout myself ('cause I dont have a PS3), I don't know much about deathclaws to know what they are, but that's what the internet is for! Now that I looked the deathclaw up on the Fallout wikia, I can answer this now.

I would not be that screwed, as long as I keep feeding it whatever was in my pocket and take care of it. Everyone else can just screw those "Beware of Dog" signs now!

 

Your music player died and you can't find the charger. How screwed are you?

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I can just go buy another charger, so not screwed.

 

You're in the middle of being transferred to a military base via C-130 cargo plane when you forgot to go to the bathroom before take-off. How screwed are you?

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Not screwed. Annoyed, but not screwed.

 

You have been sent to Europe to save the presidents daughter. You stumble onto a village, and all of the Villagers want to kill you, and all you have are a handgun and some herbs. How screwed are you?

 

*cough*RE4*cough*

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Well I'm pretty fit, though I'm assuming I have decent training since I was sent by the President, so if I'm smart, I'll be okay.

You're walking through a village defense grid and its raining heavily, dulling out much of the sound around you-even footsteps. Suddenly out of nowhere, a pair of females jump out of the mist and are weidling chainsaws, and are wailign and screaming for your blood to be spilled. all you have is a machine pistol, a handgun and one flash grenade. How screwed are you?

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Depending on my ammo, i'm not screwed. If I use the way I got in to escape, I have a chance to pop headshots into those chainsaw women and save myself.

 

You are in a castle, trying to get through because the way you got in is out. You get to what looks like a small courtyard, when all of a sudden, cultists begin hurling flaming boulders at you. You have a handgun, a rifle with low ammo, and a pump-action shotgun. How screwed are you?

 

Are you sensing a pattern?

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Not too screwed, I'd try to snipe the "gunners" the best I could, but other than that I'd just watch and time my movements as best I could.

 

You are inside a small jail-facility, and there isn't a soul around for meters. IT looks like it could have seen better days, back when it was the century that was the facility's hey-day. You check your machine pistol and shotgun, and keeping going-something doesn't feel right here....

All of a sudden you see a shimmer in the corner of your eye and then find yourself being grappled by something you cannot see. It hems you into a corner and reveals itself to be some sort of mutated insectiod monster. As you stare up at it in shock and perhaps horror, it then secretes an acidic liquid from its jaws and leaks it purposely on your face, trying ot melt it. How screwed are you?

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From what I know, those things can't one-hit you if they tried, unless your health is in the red. So if I have good health remaining, I won't be too screwed, but I have to watch my back for more. I should have got the Broken Butterfly when I had the chance!

 

You are going through a mine, looking for ammo to your guns, which are low. You enter what looks like a large room for smelting metals or something. You almost get to the other side where the big doors are, when all of a sudden, the doors open, revealing two giants, and they are angry! The weapons you have are a handgun, a machine pistol, a combat shotgun, and a .45 magnum. REMEMBER! They're low in ammo! How screwed are you?

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Eh. Might try to find something explosive where I can shoot, so partially screwed. Now if there's nothing explosive to shoot, screwed. :V

Y U NO GIMMIE 3DMG :U

 

You're surrounded by a hundred killer bots the size of your hand, and your only assistance is a shovel and... A fearful Fennekin. How screwed are you?

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Well first, I will try to get Fennekin to use some Fire type attack to get the bots to back off, then with the shovel, I dig down 3 blocks, get Fennekin in there with me, then with some of the dirt I got, place one block above me, sealing us in there (Minecraft style!). Then I dig somewhere else to get away from those bots. Not so screwed.

 

You are part of the story in an unfinished novel. The author gave up on the novel midway, and you are stuck in a room, and with no story after this point, you can't get out of the room. How screwed are you?

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Well I'd be screwed because I cannot escape the book.

 

You're walking through the ruins of D.C. when you hear loud footsteps abound and suddenly a squad of heavily armed Super Mutants come around the corner with the intent of capturing you so they can rip you apart limb from limb and eat you. All you have is a laser rifle with low battery ammo, and an empty laser pistol. Thankfully they can't see your face in the Advanced power armor MK2, because it is of sheer horror. How screwed are you?

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I'm screwed, no matter what.

You've just seen a falshbang detonate at close range. HSAY?

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I'm screwed thanks to my sensitive hearing, my eyes would hurt, ears would ring and I wouldn't be able to do much of anything. Obviously screwed.

You wake up one morning to play a game you like on a console or something and as you place your hands where they need to be you realize you lack thumbs! How screwed are you?

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NNNNNOOOOOO!!! MY THUUUMMMBBSSSS!!! (Screwed, in case you were wondering :D )

You have found out that you fave socail network has been shut down. HSAY?

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I'm not sure how to reply to that. If you mean Facebook or Twitter, I won't care 'cause I (sadly) don't have either of those. If SF-O counts, I could deal with it, but i'll be a little upset.

 

An army of bulletproof chainsaw guys are trying to kill you and the only way to stop them is all the way on the other side of the US, and your car (Given you have one) won't start because a very important and expensive part of your car is broken. Keep in mind, these guys are all over the country. How screwed are you?

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Well Assuming I have access to everything I own, I can just pack up what I think I'll need, get a camel back full of water or two, get a golf club some of the big deadly kitchen knives and such, my money and wallet with all info, and I think I'll be alright. I just have to keep my wits about me.

You are on the hunt for a lost artifact in a snowy looking realm, and all you have with you is a heavy fur coat for the environment, a flare gun just in case of "emergency", a PPC revolver with 24 bullets in reserve just in case, and some military rations in case you're hungry, along with a thermos full of hot chocolate (if you're lactose intolerant I guess it could be hot chocolate made specially for you). You travel and climb over rough tundra terrain for about 3 hours, stopping or a break or when the winds get too strong. A little later you arrive at the ruins that the old wise men in the village back there had mentioned and you feel a warm sense of confidence. Just as you're about to start heading for it, you hear a squishing sound, and smell something foul in the air around you. you feel something dripping on your shoulder. Look over to it, you notice an odd sticky substance that is slowly starting to freeze onto your coat. You look up and notice a large furry snowman looking down at you hungrily. You quickly turn around to face it while standing up, pulling your PPC out-only you suddenly realize there is more than one; the snowy mist camouflaged most of them. How screwed are you?

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It depends on how many and if I can respawn. If there less than 24, i'm good. if more, i'm screwed.

You take a food challenge (I don't want an excuse as to why you won't do it if you wouldn't in real life) that requires you to eat 6 lbs of food (Burger, pizza, steaks, ect.). If you win, you get a t-shirt. if you lose or cheat, they charge you $100 for it, and you only have $52.47 in your name at the moment. How screwed are you?

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Well I'd be screwed because I don't eat very much.

You are bicycling down a road and notice a small billow of smoke in the distance. Your curiosity gets the better of you, and you decide to stow your bike somewhere where you'll remember and you go off ot investigate. After about 15 minuteso f walking ,you notice its a an odd downed satellite of unknown origin. You reach out to touch it and as soon as it makes contact, you get visions of a dying race and it doesn't make any sense to you hardly. you managed to rip your hand away and feel as if you've run a marathon.

Unfortunately for you, you cannot seem to get the visions and images out of your head. you stumble to try and find your bike so you can head on home. How screwed are you?

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I'm screwed because I don't even have a bike. This is someone else's bike, and now i'm a criminal.

 

You are in your room, watching TV and/or using the computer, when all of a sudden, 5 guys that are wearing hooded robes like cultists walk into your room. One is holding a radio, and one is holding a baseball bat. The one with the radio sets it down, then turns it on, only to play the song Dragula by Rob Zombie. As soon as the song legitimately starts, the cultists begin dancing like its a rave, and for some reason, all the lights in your room have somehow turned into strobe lights. Your can't leave the room because you are afraid the cultist with the bat will hit you if you left, so now you have to sit through the whole song. How screwed are you?

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  • 2 weeks later...

While thinking WTF this guys are doing here or WTH is happening? jumps to the guy with the bat and takes the bat from him *all goes blurry* a few moments later with the bat in hand realizes that the 5 guys are in the floor unconscious and probably with severe injuries.

 

STATUS: I'm really screwed and waiting for the cops to knock on my door.

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Well, since you didn't make a scenario, I'll make one to keep it going.

 

You are replying to this thread. You write how screwed you are to one of the previous scenarios, but you didn't write a scenario afterwards. How screwed are you?

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Screwed, because i forgot write one.

 

You are walking down the street while eating a hot dog, but out of nowhere comes a guy/girl who claims to be a vegetarian and takes your delicious hot dog from you throwing it to the ground. How screwed are you?

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I would tell that person that I don't mind that they don't eat meat, but don't be rude to people who think differently. Violence doesn't always solve everything, and I can always get another hot dog, so I'm not screwed.

 

You are playing an awesome video game. During gameplay, you somehow glitch through a wall and appear in a room you can't get out of normally, and the only legit way to escape is to die or reset the game, and you have been playing for 3 hours and you haven't saved yet. How screwed are you?

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Well, I could save it now, so not screwed.

You are screwed. How screwed are you?

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