How screwed are you?

[Kiloshi]

pretty damn screwed.

 

You are watching TV on your favorite channel, when all of a sudden, a show you really hate starts, your remote is dead, and you don't want to get up from your couch/bed. How screwed are you?

[Clearwater]

Well, I can just get a broom or something, so 0% screwed.

 

You are out of ammo, and TF2 players surround you. HSAY?

[Kiloshi]

not screwed, i'll always respawn

 

your outside, when all of a sudden, Bilbo Baggins riding Rainbow Dash starts chasing you, trying to decapitate you with the sword of omens form Thundercats. How screwed are you?

[Vulvokunvrii]

I'd run into my house, lock the door and call the Police about an armed small man, and then find my sharpest, longest kitchen knives, and hope he doesn't get in, otherwise I'm going to tear him and his freak of nature animal new assholes.

 

You're eating Chinese takeout, and open up the Fortune cookie to read the little sayings that are usually written, and it says, "Nuclear War will happen in your life time."

 

At first you think thats bullshit, but then the exact next day, you see on the news that World War 3 has broken out. How screwed are you?

[Kiloshi]

I wouldn't know because it didn't say where it currently is taking place, but to be safe, sort of screwed.

Your house exploded while you were gone. How screwed are you?

[Ori]

Everything I had, lost. Well, I guess pretty screwed.

 

You're almost to be hit by a train, and the number of games you've played this week, from 0 to 10, are your survival chances. HSAY?

[Vulvokunvrii]

8/10 survival, I've been waiting for the army to say yay or nay on my approval.

You go into a candy shop looking for lolli pops, and find your favorite one, except another person has their sights set on it as well. Putting both your hands on it at once, you look up and notice its a Jiralhanae (Brute)

He starts growling at you, since he really wanted that lolli pop, but so did you. You have no weapons, and are only "armed" with your wallet full of money to pay of the lolli pop and he's like 8 foot. So how screwed are you?

[Clearwater]

Well--I-Oh, crap.

 

You are playing Call Of Duty - Ghosts on PC, and you have just waited the best part of 7 hours for it to install. But, just as you  click

on the game to play it, some f*****g virus INTENDED to wipe your Steam account clean does it's job, and wipes the best part of 2TB worth

of Steam games of your hard drive. Worse, you've gotta pay to get them back, and you don't have the cash. HSAY?

[Kiloshi]

Well for me, in this scenario, the virus is the one that's screwed, because I (sadly) don't have a Steam account. My computer just isn't good enough for it.

 

You somehow find yourself at a Justin Bieber concert. How screwed are you?

[Clearwater]

OH GOD, GET ME OUT OF HEEERRRREEEEE

 

Someone has just nicked your Santa Hat from your avatar. HSAY? (Santa Hats on avatars are a tradition on StarFox-Online, ask a guy called

Arashikage about it)

[Kiloshi]

Well, Kiloshi wouldn't be screwed because he doesn't wear hats like that. But if I make an avi with his bro, Chameloshi, in it, Chame wouldn't be too screwed because he's Chameloshi. He could get another one. But as for me, not screwed. I'll just make another avi.

 

That being said, Chameloshi challenges you to Mortal Kombat. During kombat, Chame performs his X-Ray attack on you, as is tradition in the kombat. (Watering down the description, first, Chame throws his Masta Sword at you like a javelin, getting it stuck in your chest. Then, he pulls it out, then hits you in the temple with the flat part of the sword. Finally, while you are turned around in pain, he then... Well, it's a little too graphic to say.) Since it's Mortal Kombat, you are obviously still alive. HSAY?