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Master Jal

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"We have 50 pound of cheese, lots of ale, pie, a box of Orz, tar, gunpowder, etc etc etc

and a last addition to our crew Monger" (Red and black Argonian)

"i think we can set sail captain"

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*Sitting in the crows nest with a hafe drunken bottle of Y3$TM*

Lilacs: Mabey being up here by my self ain't so bad, beats being down there with those primtive furs and BOB.

*takes a sip of Y3$TM*

Lilacs: with all of this alone time I could take a nap.

*Lays down and falls asleep*

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Captain MWoho: Hey Cooky! That's my job *throws a rock at Lilacs*.

                                          Well now that that's taken care of, Let's set Sail!!

                                          Way anchor and, houst the sails!

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Lilacs: Fine Captain Chrunch!, grabs telescope, WTF is this? you aspect for me to loook out of bad things with this primative unit?(OoC: sorry I forget the name for the telescope navagators use...D****it)

All: YES!

Lilacs: God, there is no need to yell.

BOB: Cap....tain do I still get a cool hat.....like yours!!!111!!!!!1!

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Captain MWoho: Sorry about that I've got the good one in the cabin, just let me grab that for

ye' *enters Cabin :pause: Exits Cabin, throws telescope at the Lilacs*

(Don't worry about it, I can't remember either, and you being in the crows nest isn't all that accurate to the ship roster, but we'll live. I can take the the rudder wheel, and deal with the charts)

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(Sorry I was never a big pirate fan and Iam not sure were every thing goes, I'ill turn to google for help when I need it)

*Telescope hits Lilacs in the head nocking him over*

Lilacs: Oww my head.. *gets up and rubs head* WTF was that?

_______________In the Cabin_____________________________

* looking at the hat*

BOB: O.OIts...its...its a HAT, W00t!!!111!!!

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Captain MWoho: Yes, that's my Grandfathers hat, now he was a real Pirate, no morals, no mercy.

He was the Scurviest Dog who ever lived, he died while fighting Aztecs for their gold, he got the gold but it was a great price to pay...

That hat it's yours now treat it with respect *walks out of cabin*

*Several weeks pass*

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Pulls Telescope away from his eye*

Lilacs: Okay this is geting boring really fast, there has to be some where I can get some sleep.

* Looks at the sea and rubs his gills*

Lilacs: Dua..

______________Later underneth the ship_____________

*with his claws dug into the hull*

Lilacs: they will never find me here.

*Falls asleep*

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In the hold

"hmmmm what to make let's see there's salted fish salted pork a water coming out of the hull", :(

"THERE'S A HOLE IN THE HULL GET DOWN HERE!"

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Captain MWoho: Jal you know the Drill! Grab the Gouge, and boil some tar.

Lilacs can you see land!! Lilacs!!?

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*Fells hot tar on his claws*

*Lets go quickly*

Lilacs: AHHHHHHHH

__________Seconds later______

*crawls back onto the ship*

*Soft voice*

Lilacs: You all are going to pay for that....

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Captain MWoho: Lilacs where have you been! Next time you take leave of your post please advise your replacement.

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Lilacs: Great!, you better have some good fish here buddy.

*Starts Dancing*

B.O.B: AND POPTARTS!

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Captain MWoho: Uhm.. Cook? what's taking so long? Got tar in your cooking pot?(Meant to be sarcastic)

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Captain MWoho: That it be but tomorrow, all will be different.

                        Tomorrow's the day we set foot on the land of our destination the Island Called... err, I seem to have forgotten the name of the Island, Cook Do

                        you remember?

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B.O.B: Me remember, Candy land! it Candy land!

Lilacs: Right......wasn't it like Treasure Island or something like that?

B.O.B: there no such thing a Treasure Island.

Lilacs: But Candy land?

B.O.B: Where do you thing I get all of my poptarts?

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