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TONY JAA!


Kal

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Now, before you start askin' "Who the hell is Tony Jaa?", let me fill you in. Tony Jaa is, essentially, the Jackie Chan of Muay Thai-style martial arts. The dude is a beast.

Don't believe me? Exhibit A:

http://etjm.ytmnd.com

Not good enough? Exhibit B:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcXWXrNG7kw

Want more Muay Thai action instead of standard-issue asskicking? Exhibit C:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds36EeXhh-Y

*warning: lots and lots of bone-breakage, not for the squeamish*

Despite this, there are relatively few Tony Jaa facts. This is disturbing. This topic is to rectify that situation. COMMENCE!

Chuck Norris once had a ball-count competition with Tony Jaa. Chuck won by six, but five of them were crushed by a flying knee.

After conquering China, the Mongols turned towards Thailand, but as they reached a river, they saw Tony Jaa on the other side in his tiger stance. Genghis Khan response was, "Screw this. Lets go raid the Arabs."

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There's only one person who has the power to take him down, and that person is REGGIE FILS-AIME!!!! But seriously now, that guy's INSANE!! (as in insanely awesome)

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The Protector....?

Wait...Didn't that come out not too long ago on the big screen?

*Goes to iMDB* >.>;

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