Xidphel Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Meh. Quebec born and raised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Frenchy loony. BTW, I don't know of the icon was on purpose, but it fits awesomely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 He's done got himself in more trouble now. Street racing and a DWI.http://abcnews.go.com/US/justin-bieber-arrested-miami-beach/story?id=21634208 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 He's done got himself in more trouble now. Street racing and a DWI.http://abcnews.go.com/US/justin-bieber-arrested-miami-beach/story?id=21634208 ....This kid is a fucking moron! Cant keep his fucking head down for 3 seconds! He's gonna love what they do to him in prison! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 My favourite part of this entire story is the $20,000 in damages the idiot neighbor apparently wants from Justin. I mean I know how it's probably just some sort of insult to injury for Justin (I imagine his neighbor probably hates him as much as we do) but $20K? From eggs? It's the outside of your house, dude. It's supposed to be able to stand up to the elements. He probably just went out there with a hammer and did the damage himself then said "That punk kid caused this damage to my estate!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 My favourite part of this entire story is the $20,000 in damages the idiot neighbor apparently wants from Justin. I mean I know how it's probably just some sort of insult to injury for Justin (I imagine his neighbor probably hates him as much as we do) but $20K? From eggs? It's the outside of your house, dude. It's supposed to be able to stand up to the elements. He probably just went out there with a hammer and did the damage himself then said "That punk kid caused this damage to my estate!" Actually some of the chemicals in the eggs can be very corrosive to things like overly expensive rugs, and especially damaging to car paint now... take into account how rich of a neighborhood this must be, factor in the fact that the neighbor probably has shittons of cars, then factor in that they now probably have to re-paint all of said cars and one could easily see $20,000 worth of damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Actually some of the chemicals in the eggs can be very corrosive to things like overly expensive rugs, and especially damaging to car paint now... take into account how rich of a neighborhood this must be, factor in the fact that the neighbor probably has shittons of cars, then factor in that they now probably have to re-paint all of said cars and one could easily see $20,000 worth of damage. Maybe if it's rich-guy "Replace/repaint everything" arrogance then yeah I can "easily" see $20K in damage, but it was the outside of the building, where rugs are not kept. At the same time, a quick hose-down will remove the egg stains from the car and the house, and I can't imagine the guy had like, forty cars just lying around waiting to get plastered by the seven billion eggs Justin was launching out of his portable trebuchet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 The eggs apparently ruined the stucco on the outside of the dude's house, but really, 20k is pocket change for Bieber anyways. So, despite the mass Belieber boycott of Supernatural, the last episode had the highest ratings the show has had since 2010. The cast and crew are continuing to take the piss out of Beliebers: Even angels of the lord think Bieber's a jerk. ...while the Beliebers stew in impotent rage and confusion over how laws work. Also, "drinking under the influence": This is all incredibly surreal e: THE PLOT THICKENS (I don't think it's true because I can't find it on CNN, but after the texts he sent to Selena Gomez...wouldn't be surprised) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I would, again, like to thank every deity i thanked before for allowing this train wreck to plow ahead without stopping. Truly you work in the most mysterious of ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 the extra bond money will be hazard pay for the guard who discovered him masturbating 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Ha. I've seen some shit. And JB is a class A act. It's a good thing too, I think comedians were running dry with Rob Ford and needed a fresh source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xidphel Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 ....This kid is a fucking moron! Cant keep his fucking head down for 3 seconds! He's gonna love what they do to him in prison! This is when you know society has failed, Jesus died in vain and that the end of the world isn't coming soon enough. If people laugh when he actually gets raped, then the tiniest sliver of hope I have left in mankind is lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sroberson Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 This is when you know society has failed, Jesus died in vain and that the end of the world isn't coming soon enough. If people laugh when he actually gets raped, then the tiniest sliver of hope I have left in mankind is lost. A celebrity in prison? What a riot. He posted a stupidly low bail and is a free village idiot again. If it were anyone else it would be jail time, no question, no bail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 He's done got himself in more trouble now. Street racing and a DWI.http://abcnews.go.com/US/justin-bieber-arrested-miami-beach/story?id=21634208 At least authorities apprehended him before his stupidity could significantly injure someone else [aside from his fanbase]. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xidphel Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 A celebrity in prison? What a riot. He posted a stupidly low bail and is a free village idiot again. If it were anyone else it would be jail time, no question, no bail. I'm not sure what you posted is related to what I said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 I think he assumed you were referencing prison rape. e: also I don't think anyone here has done this yet but just for future's sake hello people in this topic let's refrain from making prison rape jokes or "Bieber is a girl" jokes thanks in advance (Twitter/FB is full of this ugh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 This is escalating quickly. And it seems Selena predicted the future with those texts and LMAOing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xidphel Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I think he assumed you were referencing prison rape. e: also I don't think anyone here has done this yet but just for future's sake hello people in this topic let's refrain from making prison rape jokes or "Bieber is a girl" jokes thanks in advance (Twitter/FB is full of this ugh) Actually, that's exactly what I was referencing. Mostly due to Scourge's last line. If it made reference to that... Just... Not cool. Seriously. That's worse than scumbag level. It's too bad he got released but at the very least, my hope for humanity remains uncertain, slightly good at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 He's out on the street but he's not off the hook; paying his bail just means he doesn't have to sit in jail while he waits for all the other legal stuff to get going. Hopefully he'll get a righteous smackdown, but probably not, unless he gets a Lohan-esque "week in prison, make a false apology on the internet" sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Hey guys, wanna hear a funny joke? Well it starts with prison ra hello people in this topic let's refrain from making prison rape jokes or "Bieber is a girl" jokes thanks in advance oh THANKS Dras. There goes my whole library. In complete seriousness, how do we know this isn't a tremendous marketing stunt to get Bieber "Street cred?" I mean the whole contents of this tremendous douchbag contest reads like an Aristocrats joke. I'm legitimatly expecting someone to come forward with allegations of either pregnancy or sexual conduct beyond simplistic masturbation. Wait a second... does that count as public indecency? Because that would mean Bieber is a sex offender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 It's said it's all a ruse. Apparently, Floridian mugshots are on street clothes instead of the orange jumpsuits. Not that saavy on jail science, though... Plus, all those mental ward veterans called beliebers will NEVER let him get "street cred". That's a huge dead weight attached to him. ...But this only indicates the shark ahs been jumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Shitloads of money + unwarranted sense of self-importance + probably being stoned out of his gourd half the time = perfect recipe for what we've seen. I mean, the drugs hopefully explain why a grown-ass adult was egging his neighbor's house. That's something I thought was reserved for mischievous 12-year-olds mad at their math teachers. What's he going to do next, TP the police station? Also, does anyone remember that time he left his pet monkey in Germany? What happened to the monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Also, does anyone remember that time he left his pet monkey in Germany? What happened to the monkey? welllllllllllllllll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Some Happpy Meal version of bath salts is the drug that comes out of my mind first. There's also that diplomatic offense in Argentina and that graffiti issue in Colombia and that brothel issue in Brazil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarita Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Watching this jerk get what was coming to him gives me untold joy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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