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Ways to improve famous dialogue


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This is a simple game: The 1st user gives a famos line from a film, game, etc and the 2nd user has to improve it:

 

EXAMPLE:

 

1st user: No Luke.... I AM your father.

 

2nd user: No Luke, I am NOT your father... I am your second uncle twice removed.

Do a barrel roll!

 

etc and etc and etc.

 

I'll get this started:

 

I have a Dream.

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I have a Dream that Nintendo would stop neglecting its popular franchises.

I have a Dream!

 

So let it be written, so let it be done.

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So let it be written, that forever Kirk be superior to Picard, so let it be done, that we pretend Voyager was in universe fanfiction.

 

In past ages, in this age, in any age, Napoleon.

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In past ages, in this age, in any age, BRIAN BLESSED!!!

 

Do a Barrel Roll!

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*Read in the voice of Joe Swanson or Gilbert Gottfreid*: Do a Barrel Roll!

 

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

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All you had to do was follow the damn, flying, nuclear powered, militarized, inter-dimensional space train, CJ!

 

It is known by many names. My people called it the Galactus, the devourer of worlds.

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It is known by many names. My people called it the Galactus, the molester of worlds.

 

And on the pedestal these words appear "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works, ye mighty!, and despair" None beside remains.

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And on the pedestal these words appear "My name is Ozymandias, king of beans. Smell my works, ye mighty!, and despair" None beside remains, with exception of the thick encrusted pool of pork-n-beans juices.

 

In the not-too-distant future, next Sunday AD, There was a guy named Joel: Not too different from you or me.

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In the not-too-distant future, NEXT Sunday AD, There was a guy named Joel: Not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonics institute, just another face in a red jump suit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didnt like him so they shot him into space! I'll send him cheesy movies, the worst i can find (laa laa laa) he will have to sit and watch them all, while i monitor his mind. (laa laa laa) Now keep in mind Joel can't control when the movies begin or end, (laa laa laa) Because he used those special parts, to make his robot friends!

 

 

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

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Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus and he is an American and hes fighting for us.

 

Give me liberty or give me death.

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Give me a pack of Tropical Fruit flavor Bubblicious or give me Skittles.

 

I will give you a warriors death.

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I will give you a warriors death by drowning you in a vat of Slurpee.

 

And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance on thee.

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