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Man stabbed with replica LoZ Mater Sword during lovers' quarrel in Houston, TX.


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So, a guy has an argument with his girlfried. She calls her estranged husband. Husband shows up wanting to fight. Guy grabs his cosplay Master Sword and goes Link on the husband's ass.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/two-men-hospitalized-after-sword-stabbing/-/1735978/24762634/-/w24ms1/-/index.html

You can't make this shit up.

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Did he also smash all the pots in their house?

 

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Thompson said the man grabbed a flower pot from outside and smashed it over his head.

 

OH MY GOD

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I guess you could say the husband got the point.

 

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If you have an argument with your boyfriend, why would you call your estranged husband for assistance?  That's like having a house fire and calling a serial arsonist.

 

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Best use of a replica sword

 

 

Ever

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inb4 overprotective soccermoms try to get Zelda games banned :V

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was he apprehended by an angry chicken?

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Guess they guy didn't yell "HEY LISTEN!" enough for them to use reason.

 

That estranged husband better be a bearded redhead.

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it's hilarious because "two dudes fight over a girl, one of them gets stabbed by the master sword, flowerpots get broken" is pretty much the plot of Zelda already

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That's pretty tragic but someone in the comments referred to Link as Zelda and got 3 likes.

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REFERRED TO LINK AS ZELDA and got 3 likes.

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Maybe he was trying to cleanse evil, thats what the sword was use for in the games.

 

Better the Master Sword than Soul Edge if you know what I mean.

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it's hilarious because "two dudes fight over a girl, one of them gets stabbed by the master sword, flowerpots get broken" is pretty much the plot of Zelda already

 

 

 

...No chickens?

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...No chickens?

 

i'm waiting for that shoe to drop, plus in at least one Zelda game it's actually a pig

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I can't even imagine just how painful it would be, being stabbed with something like this.

 

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This is really everything I want out of a headline. It even gets better when you actually read the story. So classy.

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I can't even imagine just how painful it would be, being stabbed with something like this.

 

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To be fair, by the sounds of it, the intruder thought it was a toy and just walked into it. So it probably wasn't too deep.

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At least he can say He survived what Ganondorf did not, the blade of Link. That's a straight pick up line right there.

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