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Ha, too bad. I got here first. Now I'm gonna steal it so Exec can never have it.

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Crikey ...

 

 

 

I love it holy shit this is the best thing I've ever seen this is why I love you Scourge :3  

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I have a job now. I cook.

 

i see, i see

 

you work delivery at domino's or pizza hut

 

and trash those shit orders

 

drop by home, crack open the stash of every possible pizza order in digiorno

 

and give the people not what they want,

 

but what they need

 

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powered by: :grovel:  :grovel:  :grovel:   :pimp:@<$MultiQuote$>@ :pimp:

                     (^^wait when did we get this)

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I am serious when I say this.

 

I cook pizzas. 

 

I will post pictures to prove once I'm back on clock. I do not deliver. I am DiGornio. I craft and missile it to the food cravers.

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I didn't know that Zimbabwe had DiGornio!

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"It's not delivery, it's Digiorno!"

"I know. I can tell: The crust tastes like carboard, the pepperoni tastes like dog food, the sausage is chewy-enough to be beef jerky, and the cheese has the texture of silly putty."

I've eaten a lot of pizza in my day. The idea that any frozen pizza can match a freshly-made one is laughable.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZhKrwQ-zRY

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"You can't deliver DiGiorno! It says so right on the side of the truck!"

I died laughing.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZhKrwQ-zRY

"It's not delivery, it's Digiorno!"

"I know. I can tell: The crust tastes like carboard, the pepperoni tastes like dog food, the sausage is chewy-enough to be beef jerky, and the cheese has the texture of silly putty."

I've eaten a lot of pizza in my day. The idea that any frozen pizza can match a freshly-made one is laughable.

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