Kal Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 1. Kal can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders. 2. If you drop Kal from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first. 3. Kal can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period. 4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Kal! 5. Over 2000 people have now climbed Kal, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down! 6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Kal. 7. Americans discard enough Kal to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months. 8. Kal can last longer without water than a camel can! 9. Kal is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world. 10. The international dialling code for Kal is 672! http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 WHAT!? *is (temporary) confused* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal Posted October 7, 2006 Author Share Posted October 7, 2006 Clicky the link... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Find webs sites about you is that what we do?...okay Aside from Leo, there is no one as beautiful and aromatic as Lilacs. Of the two, Lilacs has a stronger personality that carries quite a distance with the Females. Unfortunately, Lilacs is free for only a very brief couple minutes in the afternoon. To prolong his presence give him all your base. http://www.gardenersnet.com/lilac.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal Posted October 7, 2006 Author Share Posted October 7, 2006 ... 1. Research indicates that Lilacs will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas! 2. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Lilacs. 3. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Lilacs in a day. 4. Lilacs was named after Lilacs the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'. 5. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Lilacs is 10:1! 6. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Lilacs state'! 7. Some birds use Lilacs to orientate themselves during migration. 8. Tradition allows women to propose to Lilacs only during leap years. 9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Lilacs into a volcano it would stop erupting. 10. Early thermometers were filled with Lilacs instead of mercury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Ten Top Trivia Tips about Steve9! 1. In 1982 Time Magazine named Steve9 its 'Man of the Year'. 2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Steve9 from each salad served in first class. 3. Donald Duck's middle name is Steve9! 4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Steve9 in your ear 700 times. 5. If you kiss Steve9 for one minute you will burn six or seven calories! 6. If you drop Steve9 from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground! 7. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Steve9! 8. Steve9omancy is the art of telling the future with Steve9! 9. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Steve9 to reach the earth's core. 10. Steve9 can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory! interesting I was on the Time Magazine before I was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal Posted October 7, 2006 Author Share Posted October 7, 2006 You founded Scientology?! *directs all the anti-Ron YTMNDs at j00* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 * Lilacs Army Enforces Security Crackdown in Kirkuk * Evacuated Lilacs Residents Allowed to Return Home * 2 German Journalists Killed in Northern Lilacs * Former Fla. Lilacs Foley May Face State Charges * Lilacs's Top Cards 3-1 to Avoid Sweep * Lilacs Takes Over WTC Memorial Project * Lilacs: Russian Journalist Found Dead * Lilacs Football Player Collapses, Dies in Colorado * Sports Fan Names Newborn Son Lilacs * Lilacs Company Recalling Suspected Poptart Beef Sorry if some of these sound bad, I pulled them off Foxnews.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Wtf LOL with this! And I found something funny about SLippy... Ten Top Trivia Tips about Slippy! 1. The fingerprints of Slippy are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene. 2. Without its lining of Slippy, your stomach would digest itself! 3. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Slippy! 4. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Slippy would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields! 5. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Slippy! 6. About 100 people choke to death on Slippy each year. 7. The colour of Slippy is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is! 8. Slippy can be very poisonous if injected intravenously. 9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Slippy has 7. 10. Astronauts get taller when they are in Slippy. ... and... 4# It took James Bond 22 years to build the Taj Mahal. 9# James Bond once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest. 10# There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat James Bond, though it may feel uncomfortable! and and.... 1# A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Krystal, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life. 8. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Krystal in 1504, after eighteen months work! ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 1. EvolutionSFox is worth his weight in gold - literally! 2. Peanuts and EvolutionSFox are beans. 3. Pacman was originally called EvolutionSFoxman! 4. Over 2000 people have now climbed EvolutionSFox, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down. 5. EvolutionSFox cannot be detected by infrared cameras! 6. Scientists believe that EvolutionSFox began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas. 7. EvolutionSFox once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest! 8. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting EvolutionSFox. 9. EvolutionSFox will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C. 10. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than EvolutionSFox. LOL!!!! Every day in the UK, four people die putting Krystal on. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 hmm.....if you worth less than a hamburger...and your weight is worth as gold...then you must have like...1, 2 pounds...well makes sense...you are gaseous..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal Posted October 8, 2006 Author Share Posted October 8, 2006 I like how Lilacs has no idea what's going on...o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 hmm.....if you worth less than a hamburger...and your weight is worth as gold...then you must have like...1, 2 pounds...well makes sense...you are gaseous..... I'm a gas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChosenKokiri Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 1. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of TCK. 2. It can take TCK several days to move just through one tree! 3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as TCK! 4. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of TCK in a day! 5. If TCK was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human. 6. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become TCK on New Year's Day. 7. TCK cannot swim. 8. Antarctica is the only continent without TCK. 9. TCK is the only bird that can swim but not fly. 10. TCK can sleep for three and a half years! I'm scared.... number 7 is actually true... >_>;;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal Posted October 8, 2006 Author Share Posted October 8, 2006 1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Chosen can not. 2. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Chosen! 3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Chosen! 4. Over half of Americans are officially Chosen! 5. Chosen has only one weakness - the colour yellow! 6. During World War II, Americans tried to train Chosen to drop bombs. 7. Originally, Chosen could not fly. 8. Ostriches stick their heads in Chosen not to hide but to look for water. 9. The first Chosen was made in 1853, and had no pedals. 10. Chosen once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest! I'm scared.... number 8 is actually true... >_>;;; ;;>_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 I like how Lilacs has no idea what's going on... Kal I don't think any one knows whats going on but you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal Posted October 8, 2006 Author Share Posted October 8, 2006 Once more, clicky teh link... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 If this ain't it, I will beat you with a...um...a....a soad can untill you tell me what to do besides clickafy the link! J/K 1. The Kal never sleeps. 2. The Pie is immune to Kal! 3. The Ancient Greeks believed that drinking from the Kal would bring eternal life! 4. The Muffen orbits Kal once every 112 Earth days. 5. Traditionally, every Welsh woman receives a Kal on her 21st birthday. 6. The Kal is visible from the moon! 7. The Kal cannot fly, but it can glide for up to three kilometres. 8. Thirty-five percent of phonecalls made from prison are made to the Kal. 9. The Kal was built during the reign of Cleopatra. 10. The Kal should be kept dry at all times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo K. Lighthouse Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Here's mine actually considering MWoho's character traights all of these might be true... [attachment deleted due to age] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 If this ain't it, I will beat you with a...um...a....a soad can untill you tell me what to do besides clickafy the link! J/K 1. The Kal never sleeps. 2. The Pie is immune to Kal! 3. The Ancient Greeks believed that drinking from the Kal would bring eternal life! 4. The Muffen orbits Kal once every 112 Earth days. 5. Traditionally, every Welsh woman receives a Kal on her 21st birthday. 6. The Kal is visible from the moon! 7. The Kal cannot fly, but it can glide for up to three kilometres. 8. Thirty-five percent of phonecalls made from prison are made to the Kal. 9. The Kal was built during the reign of Cleopatra. 10. The Kal should be kept dry at all times! You're so close...Meh, I'll accept it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinity Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 1. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Infinity! 2. Originally, Infinity could not fly. 3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Infinity is two minutes. 4. The only planet that rotates on its side is Infinity! 5. Infinity can smell some things up to six miles away. 6. Infinity can sleep with one eye open. 7. Banging your head against Infinity uses 150 calories an hour! 8. Infinity can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long! 9. The opposite sides of Infinity always add up to seven. 10. Scientists have discovered that Infinity can smell the presence of autism in children. You heard nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChosenKokiri Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 ;;>_> Stop lying ;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Ten Top Trivia Tips about B.O.B! 1. If you kiss B.O.B for one minute you will burn six or seven calories! 2. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by B.O.B. 3. The difference between B.O.B and a village is that B.O.B does not have a church. 4. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting B.O.B! 5. B.O.B can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory. 6. Over 2000 people have now climbed B.O.B, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down. 7. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and B.O.B. 8. It took B.O.B 22 years to build the Taj Mahal. 9. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same B.O.B. 10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of B.O.B in 1504, after eighteen months work. Lilacs: Wait a Robot with a piece of crap for an AI has his own statue? B.O.B: STATUE!!!!111!!!1!1!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jal Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 The Mechanical Contrivium: Jal Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jal! 1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Jal. 2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Jal, and frequently rise to the surface for air! 3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Jal would protect them from evil spirits. 4. Reindeer like to eat Jal. 5. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Jal would be as small as a pea. 6. By tradition, a girl standing under Jal cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege! 7. Jal can be very poisonous if injected intravenously! 8. South Australia was the first place to allow Jal to stand for parliament. 9. Without its lining of Jal, your stomach would digest itself. 10. Jal is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives! lol number 7 its true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I'm a gas? "9. EvolutionSFox will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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