geoprimedonna Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 T his thread is called "Corrupt-A-Wish", a magical thread of... Magical magicalness.... Anyway, the object of this game is to write something you wish for. The poster below you will grant it, but corrupt it in some way. For example: "I wish for a pony" Poster replies: "Granted, but on the first day you get it, it kicks you in the nuts." or: "I wish I had 4 seasons of LOST on DVD." Poster replies: "Granted, but all the bonus disks are missing, meaning you have to figure out the answers to the questions yourself." And last example: "I wish for a $50,000 computer with free wireless internet for life." Poster replies: "Granted, but the only game you are allowed to play on it is, 'Hello Kitty: Island Adventure'(which IS a real game, unfortunately for you)" Mine is that I marry with Fox McCloud. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinitySquared Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Granted, but he's only marrying for the money and cheats on you with Rosie O'Donnell. I wish that I will someday make a significant and positive impact on the world, like what my grandfather did (he developed the international standard scale for grading Multiple Sclerosis) but bigger. Maybe developing a cheap and effective HIV vaccine or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Granted, but the cure involves 42 painful shots in the buttocks. I wish for a million bucks, liability free with no death or property loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinitySquared Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Granted, but is done via an 80 year loan at 15% interest (and will increase with time) I want a inexpensive, death-free, good-looking ceiling fan that doesn't shake like a pendulum on the low speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Granted, but now your residence shakes instead of the fan. I wish for a working set of headphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 (edited) Granted, but they are pink and have Barbie written on the side of them, with sticky speakers. I wish that I would've made a wish. Edited July 6, 2014 by OneUnder Fix'd. Mwahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinitySquared Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Granted, but everything you love disappears. I wish for world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Granted, but all people are dead. I wish OneUnder did not tamper with my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted July 6, 2014 Author Share Posted July 6, 2014 Granted, but InfinitySquared is ran over by anti-Gardasil people. I wish Marcus could have a son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Granted, but it turns out to be Sinistar. I wish that it wasn't so hot outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted July 6, 2014 Author Share Posted July 6, 2014 Granted, but it's more frezzing than my butt! I wish it could rain ice cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but the ice cream is so heavy, houses collapse under the stress, and modern society comes to an end. I wish people weren't so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinitySquared Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but you are now surrounded by armchair intellectuals, couch conservatives, rocking chair radicals, morris chair modernists, spinny-chair socialists, and lawn-chair liberals who get all their info and ideas from Wikipedia, Reddit, and Tumblr. I want a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but it was delivered forty minutes late, and with the wrong toppings. I wish for a comfier couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but it is stuffed with orphan meat, which starts to smell of rot after a while. I wish for my one friend to respond to me on Steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but they force you to assimilate into Origin. I wish that my eyesight would improve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, your head detaches and expands: you are now Andross. Team StarFox promptly attacks. I wish I could hand off the keys to this account more often. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but the account would then be assigned to geoprimadonna be default. I wish for a decent lantern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVenetian Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but the lantern frame is the only thing decent about it. It doesn't light up. If I could have one last wish, I would like a tasty fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but the fish eats you. I wish my cat wasn't so goddamn fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVenetian Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but your cat spends no more time with you as it is off exercising constantly. I wish for a cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 Grated, but an annoying Mr. Saturn gives it to you and says this: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aj2-mo4_Kj0. I wish vaccines never were invented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinitySquared Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but then you die from pretty much every awful disease because you weren't vaccinated. I wish my parents would stop buying so many damn luxury cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but you'll encounter even more first-world problems afterward. I wish that I had a better source of relieving boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, an influx of my army spams the shit out of SF-O in a way that doesn't immediately break any rules. I wish I could make a productive post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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