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Granted, but it's locked. I wish for an octopus wiener (not what you think, look it up on Google).

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Granted, but people think you have a dirty mind when you tell them. I wish the 3DS had a better web browser and YouTube app.

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Ok, but it's buggy. I want a Krystal trophy.

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Granted, but it comes to life and wakes you up in the middle of the night, pretending to attempt to murder you.

 

I wish I could have a master chef cook all my meals.

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Granted, and this chef is Falco Lombardi. He dances La Bamba, Zumba, Macarena, Ylvis, Elvis, Oppa Gagnam Style, and so on... but he makes a complete disaster, too... :hehe: I wish for a moon.

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Granted, but you get Bart Simpson mooning you. I wish it was Friday already. #ssb4hypetrain

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Ok, but you literally own everything...even bad stuff. I wish for a baby Yoshi.

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Granted, but when you try to ride it, your weight is too much resulting in an injured Yoshi.

 

I wish I could start a video game company with the marketing slogan of "DLC is not in our vocabulary".

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Granted, but now the buzzword is "character enhancement packs." I wish I knew how to drive.

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Oh this one's easy
 

Granted, but now everyone in your family wants you to be their chauffeur.

 

I wish I could be part of a sci-fi adventure without any consequences.

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OK, but then you get this:

I wish for a Fox McCloud doll.

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...only to be strangled in your sleep by it saying sound sprites from SMB Melee.

 

I wish Bruce Lee was put under the Edo Tensei and under my control.

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Granted, but you sre seen as a severe level threat by the US government, and they nuke the shit out of everything you knew and loved. I wish SSB4 had more stabile netcode.

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Granted but then they cancel the net support to make SSBB5!

I wish I could be my feral dragon form.

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OK, but it looks like Princess Celestia. I wish for Mashpotato Samurai.

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Granted, but now you are the one people blame for coming up with the "tripping" mechanic in SSBB.

 

I wish I had a successful Youtube channel.

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Granted, but it is only viewed by the Justin Beiber fans

 

I wish for muffins.

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Granted, you are a muffin. o3o

 

I wish I needed less rest. =w=

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OK, but you recieve 2 kawaii Fox and Krystal plushies and you fall off to sleep. I wish I could know how "little birdies" (from Metroid) are born.

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Granted, but you become the first thing they see when they are born.......

 

I wish for all the Dr. Pepper in the world

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Granted, but then he proceeds to operate on you without gloves or painkillers, and you are slowly tortured to death. I wish the "New" 3DS and 3DS XL would come to America sooner.

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Granted, but it has ton of bugs and has to be recalled.

I wish Dawn of the Reapers had a version 3.

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Granted, but it's a $60 DLC. I wish it was easier to get replacement parts for my 3DS XL. I noticed a small crack in the plastic under my circle pad.

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Granted, but instead of mail ordered parts you get a crate of half eaten bananas.

 

I wish my manga was an anime :3

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