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geoprimedonna

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Granted, but 4Kids is responsible for the North American adaptation. I wish I had the ability to slap people through computer, smartphone, and tablet screens. There are some real idiots out there, and I have no real way of getting them to stop being such dumbasses.

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Granted, but banned. I wish that Fox had a better voice in SSB3DS

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Granted; StarFox U cancelled.

 

I wish my computer* stopped acting up the reserved few times someone convinces me to group play.

(*: and family, and school, and pets and fffff-)

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Granted, but now they want it all the time. I wish for a website.

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Granted, but when you meet your former self, everything starts to go wrong.

I wish my life wasn't so damn busy so I could come and see you guys some more.

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Granted, but now you can never take your eyes off of us. I wish my math grade was higher.

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Granted but now your English grade is lower. I wish I had actual control over time, pausing, slowing it down, making it faster, whatever I want.

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Granted, however you have become immortal as a consequence and must watch all those around you succumb to the inevitability of age and death. Time moves forever forward regardless of your machinations, and you cannot stop it.

 

I wish I could play the piano.

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Granted, but now you can't play video games. I wish I knew what I wanted for my birthday.

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Granted, but NOW you know what you want for Christmas! :shock:

I wish I could be my dragon form.

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Granted, but now you are stuck in dragon form, and must fight for survival in the world of Skyrim. I wish I had a wish I wanted to be granted.

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Granted, but it leads to the downfall of mankind. I wish I knew what drugs the creators of EarthBound were using. I have not seen a game with such strange and scary enemies before.

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Granted. You are now under permanent coma induced by the simultaneous use of LSD, meths, heroin, and depleted uranium dust.

 

I wish I had the Point of View Gun and could use it on other people.

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Granted, but now everyone is snobby and elitist. I wish The Crew wasn't delayed and pulled from Steam.

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^That makes me so upset like you have no idea....

 

Granted, but the game is so buggy and unfinished, it is likened to the expectations of EA games.

 

You know what? I wish EA didnt make such crappy games.

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Granted, but they release only one every 20 years.

 

I wish Firefly was never cancelled.

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Granted, they make Serenity noncanon.

 

I wish Namco made a Ace Combat game for PC that didn't suck.

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(Oh, thank goodness. I hated it when Wash died.)

 

Granted, but it'll be the last one ever made on Earth.

 

I wish I did my history project.

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Granted, but it is a shoddy job, and you get an F on it. I wish I had drawing skills.

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OK, but your pic are punny. I wish for a domesticated fox and vixen.

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Granted, but they bang, and soon there are babies everywhere. I wish I had the motivation to learn how to drive.

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Granted, but its the worst car you have to drive and all the controls are inverted.

 

I wish I was an anime.

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Granted, but it's Attack on Titan, and you are eaten within seconds. I wish it was easier to get custom designs on Chuck Taylors. I really want to design a pair of Star Fox shoes.

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Granted, but someone steals them and the next time you see them, they have graffiti on them saying "Damn Furry". I wish I had the tools and skill to build a car from scratch.

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