Vulvokunvrii Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 True, but then they nerf the shit out of your favorite stuff. I wish I could try the T-Rex and Spinosaurus in Primal Carnage, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted, but the devs instantly nerf them. I wish Finals Week wasn't so damn stressful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted, but then the Finals take too long to complete. I wish I didn't have a uvula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Granted, but now you can't piss. I wish I had better focus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (you do know what a uvula is right?) Granted but then you have no work, thus not needing your new found focus. I wish i could see thing at night in thermal imagery like snakes do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Granted, but you'll be blind under normal lighting conditions. Â I wish I wasn't allergic to nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Granted, but then you get allergic to your OWN nuts I wish I could have 100 billion dollars in cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Granted, but it is paid in pennies poured over your head, and the weight crushes you to death. I wish I could feel more confident about my Physics Final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 You pass it but fail your math final. I wish I was a wizz at math like my Mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Granted, but now she is your teacher, watching you carefully. I wish the new Windows update wasn't so screwy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 (How is that a problem?) Granted but then your virus protector screws up. I wish I could be my dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted, but you are instantly struck by a giant meteor. I wish Windows would stop saying my copy of Windows is not authentic. I had it for a year and a half now, and if it was not authentic, I would have known by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (If I was struck by a meteor, you're dead too since the dust would cloud the atmosphere, choking everyone and killing off plant life since they now have no sunlight, and everyone eventually dies out.) Granted, but then it says your computer isn't authentic. I wish I could get taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Granted, but so does everyone else. I wish the newest patch for Windows actually worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted but then you get a blue screen of death. I wish people would just leave me alone about my "oh you need to speed things up" when I am moving as fast as I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted, but now people will tell you to slow down when you speed things up. Â I wish my esophagus would be clear of mucus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted but now your nose is clogged. I wish I could kill cancer forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Granted, but now the common cold is lethal. I wish Microsoft could get their shit straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Granted, but then the put Apple out of business and they become a monopoly again. Â I wish I had a dollar for every time someone has attempted to push me out of the way when in a subway car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Granted, but then I kill you and steal the dollar. Â I wish I could go on a weekend vacation with me and my girlfriend to Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Granted, but the island is struck by a tsunami while you are there. I wish I had WiFi access everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Granted, but as soon as you log on it becomes bogged down by users on the same band. Â I wish vegetables tasted like bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Granted but now meat tastes like elephant dung. I wish there there were more Resident Evil movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Granted, but the next one is crappier than the last, making the first Oscar worthy. Â I wish women didn't flock to me in droves (obvious lie). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Granted, but you are now forever alone. I wish for soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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